Anyway Its So Nice To Be Able To Hang Out With You Guys Whenever I Want For Once. What Should We Do Next.

hello???

This is made me cry

My c!Tommy exile arc zine is finally here! With illustrations inspired by @/alliumcola

I'm selling physical versions of this artbook for an extremely limited run of just 15 copies on Etsy.

Once they're sold, they're gone forever, so be sure to pick one up if you're interested or if you'd just like to support me and my work. 🌼

Alastor and Rosie are my everything

am i late? I heared it was aroace week???

i usually don't draw this kind of stuff but this is canon SO

i bet Rosie is the one who explains all new slang to him

they're besies your honor

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

I call this one bleeding heart because apollo is excessively sympathetic to everyone but himself get it

Came for the story, stayed for the characters.

Reese Hollingsworth (Me)

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

This is so correct

One thing that bothers me about the TUA fandom is how they’ve made Five into this romantic, smooth, “call me daddy” type guy. Five is a dork. He spoke fluent Italian to Delores. He’d send his partner a graphical function, tell them to type it into a graphing calculator, and it’d be a heart. He would tell you the Latin names of the flowers he bought you. He is a Fucking Nerd and I love him for it.

What if Lilith order was not to take down the hotel from the inside but to protect her family while she was incapable to do it

Why is this so cute???? I love them

The Homeric Hymn to Hermes is so fucking funny of an origin story. It really just goes

Maia sighing about this whole baby nonsense and going back to sleep: I did not ask for this

Hermes running off to kill a turtle invent a lyre and steal Apollo's cows before noon: alright good timing Apollo will notice any minute now

Maia waking up: why do you smell like beef -_-

Baby Hermes born twelve hours ago: Mom we are Not living in this cave anymore

Maia: What's this we shit you stole Apollo's cows that's a you problem get lost ! (she literally tried to kick him out of the cave right before Apollo shows up)

Apollo: Hey you ! I know you stole my cows !

Baby Hermes: ME ! But I am just a little baby in my blankies who wants my mother's milk how could I so weak and new born have stolen anything

Apollo: real babies don't talk dumbass let's go see Zeus

Zeus definitely laughing his ass off: Well Hermes what do you have to say for yourself

Hermes god of Lies: I can not tell a lie not to you who claims to be my father. Now you see I never took those cattle... across a threshold. And I will confess to my blame nesses

Zeus and Apollo very much aware he didn't swear to anything just then: Okay just show us the cows kid

Apollo walking with Hermes thirty hours old now a young boy not a baby: You are growing very fast I am actually terrified for your power when you're full grown, slayer of Argus.... don't worry about who Argus is

Hermes singing on his brand new lyre: Okay. Hey do you want this Apollo I knowww you love music

Apollo taking it: YES !

Hermes a normal amount of pleased -> literally in the text highlighted that this is the moment he started loving Apollo forever now: Okay awesome we should go tell Zeus we're besties now and you're totally cool about the cow stealing

Apollo: Yeah about that little thief. If you swear to never steal from me again I'll love you forever and hold you dear to my heart

Hermes nodding his head and very obviously avoids invoking the styx becuase you never know when you'll want to rob big brother again

Apollo: ... Good enough I promise to love you forever and give you lots of good gifts like this golden staff here enjoy !

Zeus sending his Eagle down to oversee this bond of brotherhood: Most successful sibling bonding exercise I have ever done well done Me

Hermes: I'm still going to swindle people all of the time to be clear

Apollo: I know I'm going to sing about you a lot !