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Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 391 Original Translation: spaghettifelice //  donamoeba Scanlation: pandabaozi

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gerita rating?

ok so. im someone who actually cares abt ship order (i know most people in the eng fandom dont but *I* do and this is my blog.) I think the dynamic for gerita and for itager are different and while some ships it doesnt really matter this one does to meee. And yea i really dont really gaf abt gerita dynamic its not for me. Itager tho☺️ good food. Gerita be like the right ingredients but somehow u messed up the cooking so its just something i would not have at my table. Anyways I like Italy x Germany a lot theyre so funny. My friends robooty and wiener get them so well and i love the shit they make its so good ok.

you ever think about the fact that laios won not by being a monster but by being human.

monsters as we’ve seen throughout the manga are predictable, they have this rhythm to them that, once someone understands, can be used to take them out. take kelpies like anne where laios states that she is just a monster and cannot be trusted. even kensuke is “just a monster after all”, running away from danger when laios needs it most. kensuke is beloved by laios not just because he is a monster, but because laios, in human fashion, anthropomorphized him in his mind (giving him a name, etc.)

but people are different. they are multifaceted, non-monolithic creatures. long lived races are not all pious and apathetic towards short lived races as we see with marcille and senshi. chilchuck actively works against the prejudice against half-foots. tallmen from every region have their cultural differences as we see with shuro and laios/falin. even “demi-humans” like orcs have depth to them, having rich culture and values despite the general idea that they are a violent pillaging race.

even laios’ family and village, the nexus point for his dislike of people, have depth to them. though their parents did not actively protect their children, they did not wish harm on them either. the exorcisms performed on falin by their mother was harmful in laios’ eyes, but helpful in his mother’s perspective.

laios himself, despite loving monsters and hating humans, is so very painfully human. he hates humans but has risked life and literal limb to save his sister and his party. he loves monsters but is aware of their dangerous nature and spares them no mercy.

(big spoilers under the cut)

the winged lion mistook laios as a one dimensional entity, one which only operates on a one track mind without paradox. it thought laios to operate like a monster, and so it approached his desires like one. it believed that laios, being so obsessed with monsters, must behave like one as well, so completely disregarded the fact that laios could have something up his sleeve.

but laios is not a monster, he is human. he has ulterior motives, overlapping beliefs, contradicting values. it is his humanness that made him explain to his party what to do when things went awry. it is his humanness that allowed him to lie. lie to the world about his true plan as well as lie to the winged lion about his intentions.

sure laios WANTS to be a monster, that much is definitely true. but what he IS is a different story. laios is an unpredictable, sporadic, messy human being. it is that fact which the winged lion overlooked, and ultimately led to its downfall and laios’ victory.

oh my goddd. im sorry this was so impulsive but i had to do it. it was a hassle to choose a style that fit all of them though maybe i shouldnt have wouldve been funnier hybgjgky

America hc that no one asked for(most are self insert)

☆America has kinda wacky teeth like his canines are more up then his other teeth and he has a small over bite

☆He has a biting problem he bites his nails, pencils, lips, inside of his mouth, fingers ect. It has gotten to the point that Mattie noticed and bought him a pack of gum to help him

☆Talks with his hands all the time

☆Talks rlly fast

☆Has dry bitten lips

☆Loves picking people up specifically Ivan, he loves princess carrying him

☆Has seen every single marvel and DC movie and owns all the comics and games

☆Smells like New York

☆Knows like a billion languages but only fully fluent in like half of the ones he knows

☆Rlly good at math and science

☆When he was younger he used to sneak into the schools and would pretend to be a student to make friends

☆Has at least one golden/silver tooth

heat goes on

Go or don't my scarab idc

rusamechu

There are many flavors of this trio I enjoy and they all involve ame being the most jealous, most neglected, and most psychologically tortured.

I’m l3wd and just want them to both fuck ame from both ends till he’s full of kum and passes out!!!!!!! Teehee!!! Haha!!!!!

king man shipping apropos of nothing