My First Ask Here I Believe But I Do Wonder How Iggy Or Someone Else Of Your Choice Would Look Like If

if you were all arrested, what would it be for?

Larry: disturbance of the peace?

Ludwig: I can hear him screaming from the other side of the kingdom...

Roy: hmmmm robbing a bank probably.

Wendy: murder.

Jr: assault!

Larry: he bites people a LOT.

Iggy: hmmmmm reckless driving and resisting arrest!

Lemmy:... Tax evasion.

Ludwig: um... Maybe trespassing? I don't think I'd commit any other crimes so that's the most likely.

Morton:... Idk.

Wendy: he'd be helping me commit a murder.

Roy: naw it'd be vandalism.

Wendy: how would it be vandalism? I've never seen him vandalize and he's always following me.

Roy: he knocks over the mall decorations with his shoulders.

Jr when Ludwig tries explaining anything to him

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This is NO LONGER a Koopaling Ask Blog, I'll be posting primarily about my current hyperfixations now, I'll make a separate blog for my koopa stuffs in a bit and reblog all my old stuff there, I am NOT closing my Koopaling Ask Blog, I just wanna be able to post whatever I want on my main blog, since, this is the only blog I can interact with people on, and I have a LOT of stuff in my brain unrelated to the koopalings, I'll be posting a master post in a bit linking my side blogs here, INCLUDING My New Koopaling Ask Blog.

Thas' all, luv ya!!/platonic :]

You are is so… CUTE AND AMAZING!!!

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I can’t even draw!! :(

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Omg thank you! I've been doing art for a while, I'm glad you like it!!and thanks for the follow!!! I'll be sure to check out your blog and follow back!

happy new year

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Only two warnings: the triplets are identical, so no one knows who is who. And they seem to really like bombs(looking their boss battle for that).

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ᥣׁׅ֪ꫀׁׅܻ݊ꩇׁׅ֪݊ ꩇׁׅ֪݊ ᨮׁׅ֮: well would you look at that! We already have something in common!! :3

Alrighty, the first one we got here is topper!

Topper is the eldest of the broodals and also the shortest for no particular reason, He's also extremely paranoid and jumpy, very easy to startle, and very over protective of his siblings, and not one to back away from a fight. He has extremely good reflexes and can dodge just about anything, which makes it hard to hit him in combat. And he very rarely let's his guard down, also he is often sceptical of new people, and very aggressive towards them, (*(will not let his siblings near anyone he doesn't know, or generally feels is a threat)*) throws a lot of empty threats, and rarely goes through with them, but will absolutely bite you if you get too close, no warning either, just randomly bites you when you get withing 7 feet of him or his siblings, moral of the story don't invade his giant personal bubble unless you want to get beaten to a pulp and lose all your limbs, but depending on the occasion he could just scurry away, it's a gamble of life and death, but if he doesn't notice you somehow and you touch him, he's gonna have a fucking panic attack and he'll be screaming for the next seven hours, anyways! I think I stuck too long on that part- but anyways he's not very jumpy in the morning, he's too tired and most likely wouldn't notice if you punched him in the face multiple times in a row, he just doesn't process anything when he wakes up, so if your gonna hug him, or if you wanna beat him up for some reason, you should do it in the morning...... Yeah that's all I could come up with I know it's crappy, have a good day..... Pretty sure I contradicted myself multiple times in that paragraph-

Sexuality: ???????

Age: 21

Drink: Dr. Pepper

Music: running on a treadmill by: oingo boingo

He/him

(I know how you feel I haven't got any asks either my blogs dying T-T)

Is any of the koopalings and broodals in relationships? If so with who? And the ones who aren't, would they like to be in one right now)/actively seeking one!

:)

Yup! Quite a few actually, a few of which have already been seen once or twice on the blog, and a few which haven't been mentioned at all!

𝐿𝑢𝑑𝑤𝑖𝑔: Vell I'm currently dating an actress! her name is Katherine, she's really quite a vunderful women~♥︎

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ᥣׁׅ֪ꫀׁׅܻ݊ꩇׁׅ֪݊ ꩇׁׅ֪݊ ᨮׁׅ֮: Well, yeah actually!! I met tio at a spring carnival around the beginning of this year and we started dating recently!

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ꙆᘜᘜƳ: Nope... :]

яσу: Not at the moment... ... ... But there's this guy at my school that seems pretty cool... N-not that I'm nervous to ask him out!!! He just couldn't handle all this~ (he's totally nervous)

ᥕᥱᥒძᥡ: Yeah, I'm dating this girl named Mimi! She is SUCH a sweetheart~

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ოօɾԵօղ: No, but I hope that one day I'll find the love of my dreams~

Larry: Hah, no.

కᩏꫀ᭙ꪖꪹᡶ: No, and I'm not particularly looking for a lover at the moment, I just can't see myself in a relationship with anybody...

𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒕: YEAH!!! Me n viv have been dating for a while now! We're actually having a sleepover right now, say hi viv!...

ʋιʋιαɳ: ... ... ...

𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒕: uhm... ... Or not!!! She's... Not feeling so good right now... ... ...

!!⚠︎Minor blood warning⚠︎!!

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𝑹𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒐: I've been in a few relationships before, though they don't usually last very long, and I don't know why.

కᩏꫀ᭙ꪖꪹᡶ: Maybe cus you're a hypocrite...

𝑹𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒐: What was that?

కᩏꫀ᭙ꪖꪹᡶ: Nothing.

Ｔｏｐｐｅｒ: No... ... ...

I've been thinking a lot about Euclydian biology lately, specifically in regards to pigmentation thanks to this awesome ask I got on a side blog, and wanted to illustrate some of the ideas I had. Super quick lazy sketches but hey, maybe some of you will dig this! Nerdy stuff under the cut, will make a bit more sense if you read the aforementioned post

Euclydians have a genetic predisposition towards a "resting" color (in Bill's case, yellow). The opposite of this state (full "flexing" of chromatophore-controlling muscles) is also predispositioned, which is what's seen in the threat display. This rapidly stimulates the individual's metabolism and gets their blood really pumping in preparation for conflict, but is also somewhat costly in terms of energy, so is typically only flashed rather than maintained as Bill does it

"Teeth-peeking" is the cute zoology term I came up with for when a Euclydian displays a couple teeth overtop their eye without fully switching into mouth-function, usually as a threat but sometimes a sort of stim when they're hungry

Communicative flashing ("Chromatic") has a few languages. The most primitive is Simplified Emotive which is a quick display of mood, while the most modern is Traditional Chromatic, wherein patterns of color serve as words. Words in Traditional Chromatic are not ciphers like they are in TBoB and there aren't always direct translations into English

There are a couple accepted ways for a naturally colorful Euclydian to signal an emotion or "syllable" that matches their color, typically either by a subtler change in value along the edges or by changing everything BUT the edges

It's probably worth noting that Chromatic of any variant is considered a secondary, uncommon language in modern Euclydian society. It's simply more efficient and easier for most to speak, though I think Simplified Emotive probably stems from the natural threat display and so it's more intuitive. It's not unheard of for someone's edges to flash "angry/surprised" (◼) for a second if you bump into them on the sidewalk

A memetic blush is a learned behaviour in which individuals appear to fluster by a reddish shift in color along the face, edges and vertices. This might just be something Bill (or hypothetically other Euclydians who come into contact with humans) does I'm not sure yet but it's cute so

Given the body needs to conserve more energy when fighting illness, it's not uncommon for chromatophore muscles to weaken or spasm in order to lessen metabolic strain, giving the individual a patchy look that often reveals the naturally white skin below the chromatophore layer

When rigor mortis occurs in a dead Euclydian, all the minute muscles in control of chromatophore dilation contract all at once, rendering the entire body white. Because of this, white is considered a bit of a grim color in Euclydian culture; you know emos are wearing all-white instead of all-black

Conversely, a perfect, non-tinted grey is a regal shade because it's seen as a sign of fitness and strength. Maintaining a neutral grey requires very precise control over one's chromatophores to get the balance right and hold it there

Euclydians are capable of training the muscles that control their chromatophores like any other, and as a result can change their resting color with enough discipline! They can also use this technique to give themselves markings. Haven't decided the cultural implications of this entirely, but I think the idea of someone training themselves to match their threat display so nobody can tell when they're angry, for example, is a cool idea. Possibilities!

Uhhhmmhmhmhmhmhmghhhhhh doodles! Random little stupid doodles... Yes.

Stupid doodles because I have nothing else to post :3