Fighting A New Chronic Condition During The Entire High Holiday Season Has Got Me Feeling Real Down.

some of yall don't understand what human rights mean and it is legitimately worrying how some of you think that if a person is 'bad' enough they should have their human rights taken away

my boss comes up to me and goes “do you want a passover candle holder” and i was like “do you mean shabbat candle sticks?” he said “no for passover. here” and he pulls a menorah

We are blamed for the global IT outage.

What a surprise /s.

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Gonna post this thing from comments because it’s too beautiful 😭🙏🏻

So, as a Jewish Club board member at my college , I was tasked with making a sukkot meal flyer but the details kept on changing.

At first we were getting bagels catered, then it was pizza, and now it’s completely unknown. Then the dates kept changing - from the 19th to the 20th to the 18th ETC .

So this is what I have so far.

I really don’t know how we made it out of the desert.

can we get a break for 5 fucking minutes

got jumpscared looking at my calendar and realizing the high holy days are RIGHT THERE

they cannot kill us in any way that matters.