caverman-isdying

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I think benches in public spaces should be homeless friendly

If someone taking a little nap in public is the most horrifying thing you can imagine then there's something wrong with you

Really wanted to make a pov of serizawa while that whole mess was happening, also I may be the only one that thinks he doesn’t hate toichiro it seems 😅

This my first post eva low quality

Wtf is blazed

I need Joseph and Touchirou to beat the shit out of each other and while one of them is on the floor on the edge of death the other one refuses to deal the killing blow.

They do this every two weeks it's penciled into their weekly planners

the average josetou date night

Inlove with josetou like

Theyre a crackship they fuck every once in awhile theyre very serious

I need more of it how like addicts need more cocain

hey guys. mentally ill again. anyways i hc touichirou has never had sex

Buddy Daddies (2023)

You don't have to be "heavily muscled/have a muscular build" to be physically strong, by the way. Just saying.

i know i'm a priest but i also want to be a whore

haha *puts him in babygirl pose*

Basically the first chapter of M!IK

¿Who is she?

My horny ass cannot go to the netherworld

Big day for the Faith fandom

Didnt know tgat today was garys bday

HAPPY OUT-OF-YOUR-MOM DAY TO GARY

Bald man

REPENT

how strong is this man that he can just. tear apart a room full of people with his bare hands after being injected with silly juice.

big drawn gore cw under read more!

What did my doodle lead me to... So the idea behind this is thousands of years after Clark's and Bruce's death people who follow both men's mission/cause (which has now been myth-ify and warped by centuries of time and lost collective of human history. Really don't get along like let's war out our differents kind of don't get along. Resulting both sides using time travel to snuff out each other's founding members so that the other group never existed. Resulting in Alfred and Ma Kent having to take care of business to protect the boys repeatedly over a summer when both factions attempted their raids. Which they later are super hesitant about when both men (Clark and Bruce) meet each other later on in life because both Alfred and Martha remember the logos the time-traveling soldiers had.

Which later just becomes this really odd thing both older guardians bond over when the families get together (because both Clark and Bruce are really small (like 3) that they don't remember it not to mention most of the time travelers never got near the boys before Alfred or Martha took care of it.)

changing room mishap

Kons a lil confused but he will ALWAYS get pissed at bad guys hurting his friends

Who is a polyglot and what are the languages they can speak

Dick: Romani, puns, and Dick jokes

Jason: Vietnamese, Shakespearean, and fuck-words

Tim: French, Latin, and Simlish

Damian: Arabic, Mandarin, and knife roombas

Duke: Elvish, Klingon, and groovy light waves

Cullen: memes, Tumblr, and MCR lyrics

Stephanie: emojis, Pig Latin, and customer service

Cassandra: Cantonese, ASL, and ominous cackling

Barbara: Portuguese, Tamaranean, and math

Harper: bisexual, hot chips, and lie

Carrie: Korean, 🥺, and spontaneous breakdancing

Kate: gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing

Alfred: Italian, pub-speak, and lobster

Selina: Japanese, cat, and Bat grunts

Bruce: Russian, Kryptonian, and $$$

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

when ur friends are also ur weekend bullies