Kris Fictive | You can call me Kris, or Dagger. Check out the About pageFeel free to send me asks, or DMs, etc. I am SO lonely. and horrible at reaching out. please someone else start the conversation
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turns out if a character regularly introduces themself with "My pronouns are they/them" and directly says "He or she just doesn't fit who I am" then people are way less likely to bullshit about their gender being up to interpretation!
oh WOW that IS one long last day of work they're pulling!!
as I'm continuing to scroll through the video game soundtrack blog I'm giggling to myself imagining the music I would submit if it were me . I'd be submitting shit from games nobody's ever heard of save for me and 3 people and I'd be having an amazing time about it . because I'd introduce so many people to game from my childhood and it would be glorious
Virtual Villagers has a new game out?? that's SO wild
as I'm continuing to scroll through the video game soundtrack blog I'm giggling to myself imagining the music I would submit if it were me . I'd be submitting shit from games nobody's ever heard of save for me and 3 people and I'd be having an amazing time about it . because I'd introduce so many people to game from my childhood and it would be glorious
yoga...
whisk's favorite thing in the whole world is standing in odd positions in the middle of her terrarium that make me think something's wrong with her but no she's just like that. such as sticking exactly one leggy out into the air and holding that position for several minutes. why? idk, she won't tell me
oh well now i just look like a normal home invader. the fool jingles miserably out of your inbox
ghost asks might be from shadowbanned blogs. if this ask doesn't reach you then i am one of them i guess. oooo makes a lot of noise in your inbox but when you check there's nobody there...
no i see you!!!!
the ghost asks being from shadowbanned blogs makes sense. a lot of them were donation requests :(
The second I get a halberd in my hands it’s over for one specific individual. Haven’t decided who yet, but I figure I’ll know once I have the halberd.
migraine? why cant it be yours for once
Known bugs: If you clip out of bounds in a dream, then you can enter somebody else's.
If I were Toby fox I’d have a character ask Kris ‘what are your pronouns’ then the player has to choose between ‘they/them’ and ‘they/them’
"i'm going to initiate a social interaction!" i lie, confidently, as the entire thought of approaching another person makes me so scared i immediately walk away
A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.
my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP
i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system
I don't throw around the request for others to kill for me often but Shadow, end this man's life.
blocking the narilamb tag(s) and then scrolling through the main cotl tag is so funny. like ahhh look at all those blocked posts. wonderful. captivating in its own way
One of my fav headcanons is that Maria would play dress up with her lil sibling (Shadow)
Shadow save me I have to work from 8 am to 9pm today
I just know when Shadow pulls an expression that ISN’T a resting bitch face it freaks everyone out
Shadow, have you been taking care of yourself? Eating regular meals and drinking water? Taking meds, if you have any?
Please remember to be kind to yourself, and don't push yourself too hard. I hope this life is being nothing but kind to you, especially during this Year of Shadow.
Love, your sister, Maria Robotnik 🩵
x
i wish everyone who purposefully misgenders nonbinary characters goes to hell no matter what
Bill: oh no I need to escape all my troubles, I know, ETERNAL PARTY!
*billion of years ago*
Bill dad: oh no poll numbers are low and the people are close to revolting, I know, NEW HOLIDAY!
I think there's some real (comedic) potential to this "Mayor Euclid declares his own baby Best Baby Of All Time" theory.
duuuude no FUCKING way. this is so funny you guys have no idea. theyre never living this shit down oh my GOOOOOD. cant knock em for the sickass dragon woman but DUUUUUDE
i connected two dots
“chara is determination incarnate” “chara is a demon” “chara is destruction” ALL ARE WRONG
CHARA IS “BALL GAME”
huge fan of when robots are women. also huge fan of when women are robots
this was how we described ourselves before we knew what systems were
There’s no emotions in my head at all it’s just the old men I like smashing buttons on a keyboard up there
Was gonna ask my mom to rate my fit and she didn't even give me a chance
fuck it HOMOPHOBIC SWAN JUMPSCARE