@forgetmenautical This Dynamic Means So Much To Me

First time posting in here.. :]

Imagine. Fear and hunger little nightmares crossover:

(holding up mic to the audience) do you think gentarou hongou is…… Cute….?

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

Good news! I didn’t hallucinate that!

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game