Definitely-not-a-clown - My Dog Keeps Eating Socks

So, there's apparently research coming out now about microplastics being found in people's bloodstreams and the possible negative effects of that and I feel the need to get out ahead of the wave of corporate sponsored "be sure to recycle your bottles!" or "ban glitter!" campaigns and remind everyone: It's fishing nets. It's fishing nets. It is overwhelming fishing nets It always has been fishing nets. Unless regulations are changed, it will continue to be fishing nets. The plastic in the ocean in largely discarded nets from industrial fishing. The microplastics are the result of these nets breaking down. The "trash islands" are also, you guessed it. Mostly fishing nets and other discarded fishing industry equipment. Do not allow them to continue to twist the story. Do not come after disabled people who require single use plastics. Do not come after people using glitter in art projects and makeup. These things make up a negligible amount of the issue compared to corporate waste, specifically in the fishing industry. Do not let them shift the blame to the individual so they can continue to destroy the planet and our bodies without regulation.

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

オレと家主は でしに

はんてぃんぐのシドウをはじめたです

虫たんとうにするのです

My landlady and I have started to teach my apprentice about hunting because we intend him to insects hunter in this house...

キサマなに見てるだけです

Hey apprentice, you can hunt it...

さあ 行くのです でし！

Let's go!

むぅ…

Hmmmmm...

だから…

So...

こうよ！

Like this!

こう！つかまえるですよ！

Hey! Catch and hold the mouse!

さあ！

Hey!

さあさあ！

Let's go!

キサマ おいかけるだけですね！？

これからまいばん シドウですよ💢

Why do you only chase it... You need training every night!!

I love how every tweet i’ve seen telling people not to go to tumblr is like “they’re insane over there, those people will say they’re going to wrap you in raw meat and then airdrop you into a den of hungry lions” because yeah. we DO say stuff like that here. that’s part of tumblrs appeal actually

Today's crab is: little soldier

theres something about when people draw sonic characters without their gloves and shoes and you can see their paws that makes me remember they are just animals. like omg ur a little animal dude ?? a little creacher ?? 🥺🥺 i can hold you in my arms and pet your little head and you will wag your tail ?? ur just a little fella ??? 🥺🥺

GRAND FINALS