Definitely-not-a-clown - My Dog Keeps Eating Socks

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

Hi just thinking about Splinter who went from a dashing internationally loved superstar to a hideous mutant who has to raise four rowdy boys alone in hiding while struggling with latent trauma from his mom abandoning him, cutting himself off from his family, and getting betrayed by the love of his life. Thinking about how him “letting himself go” wasn’t just written for jokes but from a place of unspoken depression. Thinking about how he never shared any of this with his boys and never projected his trauma onto them but his distance led to them being starved for affection. Thinking about how much they ADORE him even when he’s blatantly neglectful, insinuating that he does pay attention when it matters. And don’t get me started on his movies dubbing his accent over or how separated he became from his own culture, leading to parallels to the Asian immigrant experience.  He’s a flawed parent. He’s an okay sensei. He’s a loving father. He’s a badass family man. ROTTMNT really looked at the boring one dimensional mentor with culturally insensitive stereotypes in past iterations and went nah we can do better. 

And then they made us all cry. 

something i love abt the new baymax show is that baymax says a person's cry verbatim when alerted to a medical issue, so like.

"hello! i am baymax, your personal healthcare companion. i was alerted to the need for medical attention when you said, 'fuck! fucking ow. oh my fucking god, my fucking elbow. ow. fucking ow.'"

yeah so anyway i drew this the other day

ayo edebiri: the movie reviewer we deserve

and her dad also has an account

whenever Ao3 is down i become a ww2 house wife waiting dutifully at the window for my husband to return from the war

i didn’t even know what the context for the poll was. I just saw Vriska and Eda and my hand just moved automatically to vote