Definitely-not-a-clown - My Dog Keeps Eating Socks

Remember when we were calling Sprigatito ”weed cat” because of its design?

It’s literally weed cat now

Do not use Discord to seek an abortion. Discord willingly hands out user data to the cops.

Use Signal to communicate for seeking an abortion, they use double ended encryption

ao3 crashed and the people are suffering

remembering when child me was taught the word “neuter” at the age of 5 or so and had to be Talked to because when my brothers made me mad I would yell “I’m going to get you neutered!”

im testing something out. reblog and put your opinions on:

1. seaweed (food)

2.  honeydew melons

3.  cantaloupe

4. lychee 

5. parmesan cheese 

6. if youre old enough and drink, liquors 

In which Papyrus attends a talkshow.

Because god knows I need Raph practice

having been on tumblr for 10 solid years without ever leaving and now watching all these people come crawling back in after scorning it all this time makes me feel like a haughty king on a throne but also the court jester but also the castle itself but also the alligators in the moat because alligators are really cool

babybel cheese knuckles