I Did The Math And It Would Only Take 11,793,402 House Flies To Carry Me Away.

Peter: Mr. Stark, I’m sorry I spilt soda on your carpet

Tony: it’s ok Peter accidents happen, how do you think you got here?

Peter: i-I wHAT? MR. STARK?!?!? WhAt Do YoU mEaN aBoUT tHaT?

Tony: What, did you plan get bitten by a radioactive spider to join the avengers or something?

Peter: ...........

Tony: what did you think I meant?

Peter: ........nothing, nevermind

I am a prophet.

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

I am a prophet.

Last night I dreamt that Drawfee's newest bit was just saying "are you telling me these pants are hot?" and "these sure are some hot pants." over and over again.

u guys were like "ohh no more trance" so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier

I want Nintendo to make the GameCube2 and release remastered versions of the sonic adventure games.

That is all.

If wolverine is your favorite X-Man then you probably just like strong male characters.

If wolverine and nightcrawler are your favorite X-Men then you probably like a good "bear x twink" dynamic.

If wolverine, nightcrawler, and beast are your favorite X-Men then you are definitely a furry.

Gargamel? Is that you?

I  would love to visit some innocent happy gnome village and just start stompin 

Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

A comic about two dead guys in purgatory.