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A photo of c!Jimmy Solidarity, versus a photo of Bojack Horseman.

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

C!JIMMY SOLIDARITY:

"he’s had to die first in all the life series. by chance, oddly enough. but just imagine how sad that is. you’re always the first one to die. you can’t live out a happy long life with your teammates, you don’t get to feel the adrenaline that everyone is saying they feel when they kill somebody and knock them out of the game. and he always listens."
"He is cursed to die first The gods hate him and his malewife tendencies"
"Cursed by the narrative, dies first every time in the hunger games, pathetic wet cat of a man. Fandom assigned canary in the coal mine"
"he dies first every time like a pathetic cat. every single time he's like "oh i wont be out first" and then he is. he's either mourned or mocked, depending on how well he got along with his allies. Always the butt of the joke. He typically indirectly causes the downfall of his allies, and is specifically hated by god-like beings running the games he's forced into. They ensure that he dies first, referred to as the Canary Curse- since, once he stops singing (dies), the game goes downhill and the gateway is opened for everyone else to die their final deaths. A canary, always trapped in different walls, never able to escape and never able to survive. Always bringing someone down with him. also hes weirdly fruity like wtf bro"
"silly canary in the coal mine silly little guy cmon hes just a little guy"
"look i don't watch jimmy but this bitch so tragic the fandom literally made him a canary (harbinger of doom) just because he always dies first."
"Doomed by the narrative pathetic wet bag. (evo) First, hated by god-like beings called the watchers- (trafficlife smp) he was then struck with the Canary Curse, wherein he dies first - when he stops singing - and opens the floodgates for every other final death. In the first season, he accidentally got married, and died tragically- leaving his husband to mourn him during a war. In the second season, he was killed by his former allies, though in all fairness as he was trying to kill them. (he was pathetic all throughout the second season be real) In the third season, he died rather tragically- bringing his soulmate down with him in an all-too avoidable death. In the fourth season, he died unexpectedly- with everyone around him trying to keep him alive, all he had to do was get a kill to maybe grasp at more time. Instead, he fell- all the way down, nothing to save him- while his closest allies watched him. Worth noting how many of his deaths, in every series, are accounted towards falling- a Canary who cannot fly, has wings yet cannot save himself while falling to his demise, leaving mourning and death. (empires s1) And now, he is a little cod- with a long-lost sister and a potential courtship. Remembering, reuniting, proposal- the happier parts. War, death, destruction- of course it comes next. An explosion, an apocalypse, a rapture- his partner is dead, his sister has forgotten, his empire destroyed- and off the little cod goes, leaving behind all that was taken from him. (emp s2) And now he's a Sheriff, corrupt and cocky- a god turns him into a toy and now he is mocked. And also flirted with a lot. He finds his old sheriff, and as everyone finds their ending- he cannot stay in his beloved town, as it has been taken over by Fae. Having to leave, once again- traveling somewhere unknown, the happiest end for him and all- is one with him dethroned."
"The Canary Curse, every season he dies first, over and over again an endless loop of being the first to go"

BOJACK HORSEMAN:

"He’s the fault of his own problems so like if he doesn’t count he doesn’t count but he actively makes his life worse and worse despite wishing he were a better person"

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i LOVE the headcanon of the different life series taking place in different seasons, and i especially love last life taking place during winter. something about having to trek through the snow and freezing cold alone, being practically hunted by the boogeyman. wowww.


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3 years ago

/rp im still never gonna be over the fact that, after tommy’s prison break-in stream, the general fandom response was “how could sam stop caring about tommy like that!?” when, if you’ve been keeping up with sam’s arc over the past few months, that stream did nothing but show how much he adores tommy

when ponk stole sam’s old keycards and even entertained the idea of breaking into prison, sam took his life, and his arm. sam gave him warnings, yes, but when ponk went through with it anyways sam showed him no mercy

compare this to tommy, who actually broke in. who got all the way to the main cell before being caught. who sam thinks is actively trying to break dream out. what does sam do to him in response? absolutely nothing. you can’t even say tommy got off with a slap on the wrist, because sam didn’t even do that much! he didn’t hit tommy a single time

and that, my friends, is one of the reasons why sam was so excruciatingly angry during this scene. he was angry at himself for not living up to his own expectations as The Warden. for not being strong enough. he was angry at tommy for even putting him in that position in the first place, and revealing his weaknesses. he repeats it over and over: “you should be dead right now. i should have killed you.” but he loves tommy too much to let him off with anything but a warning

when sam says “you should be dead” he means “the protocol states i should have killed you, but i can’t (i don’t want to) and that infuriates me”. when sam says “this is why i let you die- what am i supposed to do now?” he means “this is why i didn’t let you out of the cell. i was afraid dream would take advantage of the situation and something worse would happen”

sam says “go away. i don’t ever want to see you again”. he means “i don’t want you to die” 

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