Today I Woke Up To What I Can Only Describe As Cricket Sex.

Samus Aran 💕

When you’re a genetic mess but at least women like your muscles 💪

in light of recent events i'd like to make it clear again that trans people, especially trans women, are extremely welcome on my blog and in my hockey community no matter what. i would welcome trans women on my team any day (and i would welcome them to be really good, too, not just limited to an "acceptable" standard of mediocrity/anonymity that seems to be one of the more common arguments for trans inclusion in women's sports). trans women are women, trans men are men, genderqueer and nonbinary people's genders are real, and everyone deserves respect and will find it with me.

stay strong everyone <3 i love you

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Big floofer flopps

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Ocean, but between Japan and Eastern China, so maybe I get found by a fishing boat, but probably drown too fast to be saved.

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

sammy and her funny son

ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls

comfortable, decent quality bedding will change your life I'm so serious