Samus DNA Test

Currently using a Minecraft mod as my media player, since it lets my computer handle it without destroying my browser or YouTube history.

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This mod is better than the YouTube Music app.

I could even add ambience by letting the regular game play in the background.

comfortable, decent quality bedding will change your life I'm so serious

REPO on the open ocean

Chuck the pig snout emoji into the ocean

the pig snout emoji from the emoji keyboard has been chucked into the ocean!!!!

Hotboxing but it's just all 3 of us are autistic and none of us are on drugs

Tumblr, what are you advertising to me? Because all I can hear is screams and distant clicking.

Tumblvision Pro: Now with worse functionality!

Tumblr TV sounds cursed

Encyclopedia Bullshitica is now for sale through Barnes and Noble!

The first facts-i-just-made-up book can now be purchased through Barnes and Noble here. It's still available directly from Lulu.com, where I get about $7 per copy, but but Barnes and Noble can order it to any of their stores if that's helpful or more convenient.

If you like the blog, please check it out!

useless lesbian and her beloved children

Don't you just love knowing something might hurt you, would be dumb to do the way you're planning to do it, and could be done differently with no danger, but doing it anyway because 'faster' is all you can focus on?

I've spent a week unable to sit upright, only stand or lie down, because I apparently pinched a nerve along my spine that gets aggravated by having my legs up.

Because I lifted some heavy bags while sore using my back, rather than my legs.

I've failed you, OSHA guidelines.

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