Bro Thinks They’re Laura And Carmilla

They’re so silly

Vampires when they’re being interviewed idk

save me butch wolverine… save me

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

Cute date idea

Yeah sambas look cute and are popular but every time I put mine on I’m overtaken by the insatiable urge to do the box step and sing a show tune

Missy (Doctor Who) and Helen (Magnus Archives) would absoLUTELY be the bestest of friends you can't change my mind

He ain't white he's french

“Pack my Stanley with me” except I just pour rubbing alcohol into it and release all the lead