Spoilers For Book 11+

This reminds me of the part in book 11 when Camicazi says she's in need of exercise and Fishlegs says "this is not some Viking version of girls get fit" idk if girls get fit is a show or one of those dumbass weight loss DVDs for 7 year olds or just some random yoga class but it feels a little future reference to me.

Flipping through book 1 again and discovering

BARCODE?????

Barcode??

In viking Book?

Barcode in ye olde book??

Barcode in ye olde book by Viking who Did Not have computers??????

Why barcode what how??

How they use barcode

Why, how, how and why?

Barcode scanning dragons?

Scanners in Dragon Eyeballs?

Fucking

Laser beams in their eyeballs to scan barcodes????

How

How would they have figured that out?

How would that come about in the first place???

Many questions

14 years and theres still new things i find in this book, truly impressed, truly baffling

Barcode.....

so i heard 2024 is the year of the dragon! astrid and stormfly fanart :p

I headcanon that hiccup has low iron and fishlegs has low blood pressure.

I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself.” - Unknown

Spoiler: he doesn’t get up. In fact, he goes lower and pulls her down with him.

People that never read the httyd books will never understand the positive impact that shit has on a child. (I had nightmares for months)

No control over my life, you know what that means 😈🙏

bolt!

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