foreshadowing
his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
Hannibal: "Will, I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled man. Geese are meant to be silly. Though "unsilly and silly" are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled goose. A silly goose is just a goose."
Will: "I fucking hate you."
Will to Jack after almost running away with Hannibal again: "I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brains of unfulfilled man-"
Didn't Derek's whole fam die in a fire. To then. Kill him off in a fire.... Like if you had to let him go fine but did it really have to be like that???
Teen wolf movie spoilers ahead!!
Did anyone else notice (and correct me if I’m wrong) that Eli never addresses Sheriff Stilinski? Like they have a decent amount of scenes together and Eli never said “Noah” or “Sheriff” or anything else that I noticed. Let me just say…. That boy definitely calls that man Grandpa and I will not accept criticism at this time.
i just need to know like. why and what is the reason and wherefore are we just deciding to kill off perfectly fine and capable and young middle aged characters with their entire fucking half a life ahead of them when they FINALLY step back from the life that should have killed them but didn’t like WHY CAN’T THEY JUST RETIRE AND TAKE THEIR KIDS FISHING AND HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND A WIFEHUSBAND TO KISS IN THE MORNING AND MAYBE SOME PIE FOR SUPPER ONCE IN AWHILE ITS NOT THAT DEEP
I need to know what kind of blackmail Jeff Davis has on Ian Bohen to make him get down on all fours and SNIFF THE GROUND IN THE YEAR 2023
As someone who is a big Stiles fan, and appreciates a good Stiles-led fic.. the movie isn’t bad because Stiles isn’t in it.
The movie is bad because it should be a TV show season. It’s too complex for the timeframe. If it had been an extended film, like three hours, it could’ve been FINE.
The movie is bad because it has so much going on in the worst way, half of the characters get left behind and nobody is happy about it.
The movie is bad because Jeff Davis’ writing is questionable at best sometimes, and he’s determined to have a more confusing timeline than fucking homestuck.
The movie is bad because the lore of Teen Wolf is inconsistent and every time something is established, Jeff Davis has to piss on it.
The movie is bad because it has so many plot holes and loose ends that I don’t think will ever be tied up in a way that is satisfying.
The movie is bad because Jeff Davis seems to have forgotten all the character development we got in season six.
The movie is ‘bad’ because some fans cannot accept that it has been roughly fifteen years since the end of the show in world (not including the time skip) and they don’t like that their favourite couples didn’t work out, even though that is realistic. (Sure maybe one would’ve worked out, like stydia maybe, but certainly not all of them).
The movie is ‘bad’ because some fans will not be satisfied unless it’s the Stiles Show.