yeah what if I
What if I did parallel u so hard all your other love interests get compared to me off jump- no canon statement needed? What if I was so ever haunting to ur character fans hopped skipped and leaped in attempts to justify shipping you with another ??? What if I had penis and u had penis
And No One Knew How To Separate Us?
letting tsukishima into my apartment and remembering how messy it is and just going "oh. entropy wins again" upon opening a crack in the door and he wants to throw up from how endearing that singular statement was
waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy
and what if Simon talks to himself n faints all the time? God forbid a brown boy try n catch a vibe
Mf I do that daily, no need to kill him to death omfg
vampire reader x L fic i will always think of you
now that I’ve hard launched myself as a lord of the flies fanatic
how we feel abt American rewrite, pioneer, Oregon Trail au
Bc I feel strongly.
Donner Party
… Simon
if all u feel towards vampires is eroticism ur wrong they’re the perfect cross breed of cannibal and werewolf and experience the closest thing to meta self aware horribleness that makes my knees tremble in its presence
yes i want to fuck duh
but it’s only sexy when u use ur brain n litmax them of their humanity commentary potential alr
another year another kink. fuck off
are we still into sally face? bc I am. I Am.