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Barliman for mayor 2026

Barliman Butterbur is just like me fr

Number one Sam lover rule: love Frodo

sam lovers who hate frodo perplex me... sam would fucking hate you...

Eeeeghhh 😬 who would have thought it, my mental health I’ve been neglecting finally caught up with me.

Guess who is taking a mental health day tomorrow and staying in bed?

Oh gods, my heart

Lady Dis going about her business in the blue mountains with her baby boys snoozing away strapped to her front and back in baby wraps

Every day at school we have 30 minutes to make a pendant

May I present to you my prized mango seed necklace on hemp cord with faux Pearl.

I call her “hard won prize” lmfao

My favorite game: is it the new saw blade or the new saw that’s absolutely useless?

My nose is full of wood dust. Reminds me of when my dad would make me and my siblings wooden toys as kids and I’d stand behind him trying to peek up into the work bench to see what he was making but I was too short lol

I can’t just go around telling you guys my real whole name.

But god it’s so crazy. I wanna spill the beans but I can’t 😭😭😭😭 me and my three full biological siblings have crazy ass names

We all have the same 5 names to 10 syllables ratio, they all denote exactly who we are as people and they’re just insane.

You know winter arrived when you go to put ur rings on in the morning and it’s like a putting ur hands on a bowl of ice

Aeugh my glasses are gonna be cold too. I don’t want to get out of bed but I have an amulet I only have 4 weeks to make aghh

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

Bilbo you can’t just stare like that buddy..

tried some new brushes.. bilbo’s reaction as a bonus:

Baby Frodo is ready for Thorin to take him to play outside while Bilbo gets some much needed alone time

(He’s in his ‘why’ phase)

Too many dragons lol

They’re making my carve wood

Euuuuuuggghhhh

Help. We have so many good strong rocks.. I live next to a fucking volcano.

Can’t I leave the trees to the bird and the lizards?

The lack of brain cells in that room is staggering

Please like this I worked on it all week

Perfect. No notes.

Bofur to Nori: Okay, I'll keep Dwalin away from you.

(Later)

Dwalin: Hey, have you seen Nori?

Bofur: Nori died eight years ago.

No one talks about this but when you wear a hand full of heavy rings you can clack your fingers together and it’s very soothing, I do it a lot when I’m stressed, sometimes I just tap them together when my hands are clasped.

Basalt is the prettiest rock

An adult king btw smh,

Shocking and Tragic! he was forced to take spoonful of medicine when he was 200

I can’t😭 as an elder sibling myself I too have harassed my dear little brother under a weapon was drawn. Little rat -3-

Canon! Farin is implied to have an older sister so here's my new OC Orin!

Help 😭

lmao he was THROWING that shit away

If you live in New Zealand every degree is a lord of the rings degree

Getting into LOTR is not for the weak oh my GOD do they offer classes for this??? Degrees?? I am so confused.

Belladonna: 🥹🥰👍🏻👍🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💐🌺🌸🌹🌷

Bungo:

I JUST SAW SUCH A GREAT IDEA FOR A FIC

SO ahem

Bilbo's parents are still alive and everything is fine until he decides to go on an adventure with the dwarves. And from Belladonna and Bungo's point of view, their Bilbo, their child who wanted nothing but solitude and peace, sends them a letter in which he says that HE IS NOW MARRIED TO A DWARF - THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN and invites them to visit🤗

lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being

Boromir and Thorin catching strays every ten minutes on Ao3

the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

galadriel trying to see the sam and frodo’s progression on their journey with her foresight and instead watching sam tell frodo how much he loves him a million times over and them basically kissing every 0.004628 seconds:

I love the hobbit fandom so much but please, my loves, my sweet baby pebbles, please… stop using really bad metal working analogies

Work hardened/annealed=

When you want to soften a metal to make it more pliable you heat it, this is called annealing. This is done when something you are working gets work hardened or develops tenseness that makes it fragile

So like.. if you’re writing some Bagginshield smut or fluff like you do (ha) you could say “Bilbo seemed to anneal under the heat of Thorins hands”

You’re welcome

- your local dwarrow jeweler

I hate when your brain plays the old “crazy how your sitting here right now reading and one day you’ll be dead” card

Like yeah, that’s how this works buddy. Thanks for making me feel depressed for no reason though I guess

when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

The Witch King's very bad day continues.

Awwwwwwwww

Watched some LOTR. Couple of hobbits(?)