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You grin as the large crowd in front of you cheers your name. You calm them down and ask for anything you could help out with, and they respond by bringing out a large barrel of wine mixed with possum fur (or so it smelled).

"He's been stuck in there for days," the carrier pleads.

"Who?" You ask.

"Blocky."

"Terrible name," You frown. "But what's the thing stuck inside?"

The carrier took a moment to think and hesitantly said, "My firstborn, I think."

"Fair enough." You stare at the barrel. "Do you want the wine, or the child?"

"The wine, please."

You were an average mage when you fought a basilisk and were turned to stone. 1,000 years later, you awaken to find magic has decayed—and you are now a legendary archmage by today's standards.

Suddenly, an idea strikes you. You turn around to face the planet's burning atmosphere with a wicked grin, and you spot one of the smaller rocks. You pick it up with your bare hands and open your mouth to eat it.

You're immortal. You may as well use it to your advantage.

You stare at the stars and sigh. There are worse ways to discover you're immortal. Finding out after your starship exploded in deep space is definitely one of the worse ones.

You look out from where you're mopping in your house to see the hero run away from a falling piano that seemed to follow them wherever they ran. Even the evil lord looked rather taken aback.

You turn back inside. No one's going to suspect a goblin.

You are a lowly goblin with a mop that accidentally triggers a series of impossible rue goldberg interactions that ends with the demise of the fabled hero of light in the most anti-climatic way possible. Both the hero's party and the evil lord stand in shocked silence.

oh gods

I have a teddy bear named Boobie. I got her when I turned 6, and at that time, I didn't know what boobies were, and I named her that. Eight years later, I still have her.

tags: literally anyone who sees this, I need to get more friends

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Raspberry and Lilac

thanks for the tag <3

Scylla - EPIC the Musical

Kill Bill - SZA

YMCA (I've been dying to do this)

Lost Boy - the person who sand Dandelions I forgot their name

Alexander Hamilton (enough said)

Runaway - AURORA

bored so i thought id do a tag game :)

rules are you have to pick a song for each we letter of you name and/or username if you don’t wanna use ur real name :)

T: Two Pills by TX2

Y: You’re gonna go far by Noah Kahn

L: Loving You by Thomas Headon

E: Enchanted by Taylor Swift

R: Rise and Grind by Noahfinnce

tagging: @riceandcurry3 @newsies-lodging-house @st0rmyseas @nosuchthingasdeadlanguages @misha-misha @bigmack2go @paralleluniversesfan @apairofnewshoeswithmatchinglaces

no pressure :)

heyy

you haven't been online in a while

so imma update you real quick: im studying like hell, ppl keep downplaying every little thing i do, recently i was told i kid you fucking not that i need to 'put more effort into my studies or i won't have enough money to afford the face surgery i so desperately need', i'm seeing a psychologist tomorrow but it's only a trial run to see if i actually want therapy or not (i don't but some other post of mine yk the 'if this gets --- notes i will' kinda posts well one of those that i did is now urging me to get therapy but i highly doubt i'll keep going after the first 2 trial sessions)

there was smth else but i've forgotten it i'll send again when i remember

whenever you're back love you can be greeted with my irritating lil updates and hopefully endulge me with knowledge of your wellbeing too <3

HELLO I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE IN A WHILE IK I SAID I WAS BACK BUT I FORGOT TO CLEAR MY SEARCH HISTORY AND THAT WAS AN ISSUE, BUT I AM SO SO SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY

I am so angry on your behalf, because I've been where you are, and let me tell you, their opinions are never worth even thinking about. and I'm so glad that you are seeking out for help, because sometimes you can't take on everything on your own, but whatever you choose to do, I'll support it, and even if I'm not online in a while, I'll always respond ASAP, so take care and be safe!

I HATH RETURNED!!! PEENEELOOPEEEEEEEE @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden I'M BACKKKKK

ANYONE WHO IS KEEPING UP WITH MY ACCOUNT (@thestarsshineevenwhenhidden especially <3) MY MOTHER HAS FOUND MY ACCOUNT SO I WILL BE LAYING DORMANT FOR AT LEAST A FEW MONTHS I'M SO SORRY I PROMISE I'LL BE BACK THINK OF ME LIKE ODYSSEUS I'LL BE BACK I PROMISE

BANANA CHERRY BLOSSOM NO QUESTIONS ASKED

<3

(Do it or i'll burn u in ur bed/j)

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

YOUR NOTIFS ABSOLUTELY MAKE ME HAPPY YOU ARE QUITE LITERALLY THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE ON HERE AND I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE YOUR FRIENDO

and thanks, im very happy too :D

List 5 things that make you happy then put this in the askbox of the last 10 ppl that liked or reblogged something from you

ooh I'll have to dig a bit, I haven't posted in so long lol

books

music

me gf (I still can't believe I have one :D)

me friendos

a notif from u <3

List 5 things that make you happy then put this in the askbox of the last 10 ppl that liked or reblogged something from you

ooh I'll have to dig a bit, I haven't posted in so long lol

books

music

me gf (I still can't believe I have one :D)

me friendos

a notif from u <3

HAMILTON AND RIORDANVERSE MY LOVE AAAAAAHHHH

Small ToA animatic(??)

I used some clips from the auidobooks in this also it didn't let me post this on tiktok ahhhh😭😭

what the fuck Nintendo

I don't live in the USA, but fucking hell if I don't feel sorry for the people who do, y'all do not deserve this shit.

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

oh no

Fire! - Alan Walker ft. JVKE and YUQI || Mary On A Cross - Ghost

open tags <3

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

heyy

you good today?

idk I'm tired, feel hopeless as shit & burnout is even worse than usual

but it's fine

long as you're ok?

cos you haven't actually posted in a while

sorry I'm being weird I'm just worried bout you love

heyyy!

yeah im good :)

oh no :( I know it's really hard, but hopefully you'll find smth that gets u out of the depression cycle <33

im ok dw im just trying to avoid my parents lol they keep trying to look at the things im lookin at, and I don't they'll appreciate all the gay on my dash lmao

you're being weird, it's okay <33 it feels nice to know someone cares :) and there's no need to be worried, but thank you for your concern

ty for the tag <3 (istg im scared to talk to anyone else except u)

woah. I PULLED FANGIRLS???? aint no way

anygays open tags <3

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

Jason Grace about Leo Valdez don't fucking change my mind

valgrace coded

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

@thestarsshineevenwhenhidden WDYM YOU RECEIVED?? ARE YOU OKAY??? YOU ARE LITERALLY SO NICE WTF (I never have, and I never will)

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

*crashes in through the wall*

yOU SUMMONED FOR A HYPERACTIVE CRAZY BITCH???

tumblr entertain me

thanks for the tag (you have been an amazing friend, my beloved mutual I owe my life to u)

Last song: Stayed Gone from Hazbin Hotel (kazoo version)

Favourite colour: PURPLE

Last movie: Doctor (it's a Tamil movie)

Last TV show: Hazbin Hotel

Sweet/spicy/savoury: SPICY ALLL THE WAYYY

Relationship: single

Last thing I googled: my pet duck Adam vine

Latest obsession: Hazbin Hotel (in case you couldn't tell)

Looking forward to: my friend's birthday party tomorrow!! (I forgot to get her a gift fuck fuck fuckkkk)

10 people I want to know better

thank you for the tag @indigostation

Last song: I often let random playlists run, but the last song I consciously started was "Something Blue" by VOILÀ

Favourite colour: honestly, that jumps worse than my mood (but the latest one is green)

Last movie: mostly watching youtube videos, but I think it was... Coco?

Last TV show: Vikings, but I am only a few episodes in, so no spoilers! (even though it's ages old...)

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet

Relationship: Single

Last thing I googled: if detergend could be the reason my shirt is scratchy

Latest obsession: Remus Lupin, Regulus Black, Moonseeker

Looking forward to: the lunch with my family on saturday and the escape room on sunday :)

@ooh-theseus @kaqtusm @the-neptune-system @magicalravioli @et-arcturus @starmoonsunseeker @ @mooonyssweater @remuslupinslastbreathofair @nyx-taylors-version @reggieblackposts

also consider:

"not my circus, not my monkeys, but the tent is mine" = the ringleader owes you rent. they must solve the problem AND pay you the rent

"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem

"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught

"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem

"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.

thanks for the tag!!

this is painfully accurate wtf

open tags <3

how does pinterest see you? search up:

~fashion

~pantone

~mood

~food

and put the first picture that shows up

mine:

tag ur moots!!!!

@batschistcrazy @julia-bonkers @girlbossblog444 @greengirllover @turnerside @ohmanareyoucereal69 +anyone who wants to join<333

thx for the tag!! <3

chaotic neutral. sounds about right.

anygays, open tags <3

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

Although anyone who wasn’t tagged here can of course join in, it’s open to anyone :3

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

thanks for the tag!!

I couldn't register in case my parents found out I was on Tumblr 0_0

anygays, open tags <3

I found this cute dress up avatar site! Make yourself in irl and tag moots!<3

me:

tags: @aceofspades42 @sunmoonyandstars @sage-black-or-remus-lupin

@janeiscompletelyfine @drowninkystar @archiebaldo1414 @ultravioletbrit @astro-slut @daisy-the-wild-flower

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies