ALL YOU DREAMS COME TRUE 🙏

I just want to make sure i'm not alone

But don't you guys just love a character or a ship so much? they just want to yeet someone off a cliff? Like you love this thing so much that you would bury anyone who so much as dare hurts their happiness. But also they're so cute that you just wanna...grrrrr!!!!!😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩🤪🤪🙃🫠🤓

I feel like this is something angel dust would say.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He's trying to help you

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

My best friend told me the other day that I was tumble coded before ever having a tumblr account. and I can't help but feel complimented. because you know how hard it must be to be tumble coded without ever having access to it? I put work into being this level of tumblr.😌🥰

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, this is pure comedy!!!

Alastor: *kicks the front door off it’s hinges into the lobby*

Alastor: If I may have your attention! I will be altering to the lobby to a more tolerable layout post-haste. If you wish to remain intact I recommend not moving from your current positions!

Vaggie: I JUST FUCKING FIXED THAT DOOR ASSHOLE!!!

Alastor: Ah! Vagatha! Just the person I was looking for!

Vaggie: *Is lifted from the ground by shadows and is swiftly evicted from the premises. head first. through the window.*

Charlie: HOLY SHIT ALASTOR WHAT TH-

Alastor: Not now dear! You will have my full attention as soon as I’m finished!! *lifts the couch lucifer is currently sleeping on above his head*

Lucifer: Wuh HUH!?! What’s going on??? Ooooh! Wait! Are we doing that carry the king around thing??? I’ve never done this before!!! I always felt kinda guilty about it…

Alastor: No! 😃 *throws Lucifer and couch out the window second from the one Vaggie departed*

Niffty: ME NEXT!! ME NEXT!!! ME NEXT!!!!!

Charlie: WAIT!!! ALASTOR STOP!!!

Alastor: Of course my dear! *gently throws Niffty from the first floor to the second balcony to be caught by his shadow*

Niffty: awww… 😞 ….Why do I never get to break a window…

Angel: Okay that’s unfair… ya throw everyone else out the window… but Niff gets fuckin princess treatment???

Husk: Ha! When is the boss ever fair?…

Alastor: Ah! Husker!! I believe it’s your turn!!

Husk: THE FUCK IT AINT!!! WE WENT OVER THIS LAST YEAR IM FUCKIN 6’2!!!!

Alastor: Why yes…. but that was last year! Who’s to say you haven’t shrank from climbing into the bottom of the barrel one too many times?

Husk: THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!! I DIDNT FUCKIN SHRINK YA MANIAC!!!

Alastor: hm…. Well sadly I don’t have a measuring tape on my person….. So I guess I’ll just have to trust my Intuition!

When your new best friend is late 😪🤭📻🍎

I think you'd like this story: "henchman" by GothicSinnamonroll19 on Wattpad https://www.wattpad.com/story/386861315?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=GothicSinnamonroll19

The absolute genius.

AM I SEEING THINGS?!?

WHAT IS GOING ONNNN MY HART CANT HANDLE IT ALLLLL 💀💀💀💜💜💜

Narilamb Comic

Just wanted to share to comic so far! (because it's always easier to follow a story when you read it all at once)

Enjoy!

(also accepting questions if you have!)

Just bought a pair myself the other day!