lilfeckingoblin
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Wilstrome time travel au except Ryan Leonard is their son who travels back in time and somehow ends up as a part of the 2024-25 Washington Capitals which was not the goal, but hey? He gets to play hockey with his dads that’s cool
(He was originally going back in time to just get a signature from Ovi before he retired but circumstances led to him being drafted, joining BU and developing a weird homoerotic relationship with his two close friends. He really is his fathers son)
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dylan Holloway/Jake Neighbours, Mentioned Dylan Holloway/Jordan Kyrou Characters: Dylan Holloway, Jake Neighbours, Mentioned St. Louis Blues NHL Team Ensemble Additional Tags: Non-Sexual Intimacy, this was definitely written as a reference to the Blues polycule, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Sexual Humor, sure? mildly? very mildly., Literal Sleeping Together, i am at least the second blues author to use that tag in the past week and i think that’s great, Hockey Injuries, poor holly :( it’s a good thing he has several boyfriends, St. Louis Blues NHL Team, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Kissing, i lowkey shade the oilers a fair bit here just a warning Summary:
It can be hard to appreciate a playoff spot when your new boyfriend is supposed to be out for the first series.
(Title from Walk On by U2)
hey remember when the vibes were so off in plymouth that quentin musty called his dad to come pick him up?? idk what could have possibly tipped him off tbh...
was it greg cronin's underage street fighting classes? is it the fact that your parents have to sign over legal guardianship and power of attorney to billet parents? the same billets who receive monthly checks from USA Hockey and therefore have it in their best interest to keep receiving those checks?
was it when they forced 15- and 16-year-olds to dress and undress in the public hallways of the USA Hockey Arena for a month until they "earned" the right to privacy? you know, those hallways that have security cameras up in the corners? but don't worry about that. the NTDP staff has plenty of experience of storing, editing, and streaming hours and hours of footage of their boys!
not that the kids have anyone to complain to, really! after all, after the Jack Hughes class the NTDP switched to 100% online school instead of regular high schools like Plymouth High or Northville High where there are, oh I don't know, mandated reporters who aren't also paid by USA Hockey, or god forbid other kids they might befriend outside of the hockey bubble.
what could possibly go wrong or unreported in a system like that? ha ha! surely not USA Hockey, who hired Brad Aldrich AFTER his sexual abuse scandal with the Blackhawks! surely not NTDP, which emphasizes "breaking down the individuality" for the incoming 15-year-olds!
(not my own words, of course. words from beloved NTDP founding member and pillar Kirk Culik, the man responsible for team and culture building, player mentoring, and off-ice conditioning for 20+ years, whose only qualifications pre-NTDP seem to be boxing coach/thoroughbred horse trainer/corrections officer, and who was later charged of murdering a 16-year-old boy)
again. i don't know what musty was possibly talking about. this is a totally normal place to make teenagers change
Funnily enough his big naturals DO grow big and healthy 😌
Anyway. Thanks for the inspo!
i just got so filled with glee i commenced upon fitting mmy fist into my mouth ME??? INSPO?????? you sure know how to make a sicko feel loved in THIS abandoned shipping container ^_^
cup season when everyone starts cheering for opposing teams is always a treat my dash is being torn apart
Hii i just wanted you to know that I’ve been writing a CCBNCU (cody Ceci big naturals cinematic universe) fic with some friends recently. I know you’re not huge into HRPF but every time I go to write more I think of you :3
I POGGED IRL AT THIS ASK LETS GOOOOOOOO
anon i will be real with yuo . i may not read fic . but the cinematic yuouniverse . i want it to grow big and healthy .just like
forcefem cody ceci who's with me
good morning, i just had a dream that ended with cody ceci discussing his? her? strap preferences, so i’m blaming you
i could die having done nothing for this world but contributing to cody ceci strap and i would die happy
one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alexey Toropchenko/Nathan Walker, Pavel Buchnevich/Alexey Toropchenko, pavel buchnevich/alexey toropchenko/nathan walker Characters: St. Louis Blues NHL Team Ensemble, Pavel Buchnevich, Alexey Toropchenko, Nathan Walker (Hockey RPF) Additional Tags: Literal Sleeping Together, quite possibly my favorite tag ever btw, St. Louis Blues NHL Team, Comfort No Hurt, Anxiety, Queerplatonic Relationships Summary:
The Blues lose to the Kraken in the penultimate game of the regular season. There’s a lot on the line afterward.
Thighs. Thigh tattoo. Thighs. Thighs. Tattoo. Thighs.
Pretty sure I've read this on ao3 before
I have read enough sports romance to determine nobody is interested in the sports part of sports romance. why are they always at parties or at their hotel ! WHATS THE LOCKER ROOM AND THE ICE FOR IF NOT EXPLORING EACH OTHERS BODIES.
always strung out, always vacant
quinn/garly, 6k, t, coffee shop au, entire canucks ensemble
"Huggy is smiling ," Kiefer says, leaning against the wall behind the cash desk. "Smiling?" Jake says, turning from his task of chopping tomatoes for sandwiches to peer down the store at the coffee counter. "At a customer?"
DEWEY CAPS PUPPY PLAY LETS GOOOO
everyone read this fic. NOW!!!!
new fevers
connor dewar/brandon duhaime | e, 39k
Once is a fluke, twice is a mistake. Three times is a pattern. Four is damning.
i love the moment before the face off when the players are just standing there with their legs spread
short fic !!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64302178
oh okay!
hi. i wrote duhaime puppy play fic. since he’s barking in public and getting called doggy.
top line, 2.5k, rated e
"Jesus Christ," Sid grits out, and it's the first thing he's said out loud since the final buzzer sounded out. "Bryan Rust," Rusty answers with a laugh, the heat of his breath making Sid's dick twitch in Ricky's hold. Rusty grins wide at that reaction, eyes sparkling in the light of the room. "Don't encourage him," Ricky scolds, but he sounds so fond and so happy that Rust only acknowledges him with a little nip to one of his fingers before he gets back to mouthing at Sid's dick between them.
sid's lineys help him celebrate breaking gretzky's ppg season record. as you do.
deeply inspired by the best gif in the world
your goalie is an omega. and wants that right winger on the opposing team to have gay sex with him
he’s going through withdrawals with his pear bf on IR </3 regardless i accept this worldview
my… dustin wolf/jakub dobeš fic is underway and im rly just like wow. writing fic for yourself and Entirely Wholly Nobody Else But Yourself hits different.
There's Only One You Prompt Meme - Dallas Stars edition
hello! the fics for TOOY were posted this morning. the creators will be revealed march 26, but they can be read now!
every prompt was one word and the maximum length was 2,000 words. i compiled a list of the dallas stars pairings:
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jake oettinger/jason robertson
every part of you a constellation - T / 1999 words / prompt: hand
logan stankoven
i'll be far from home - T / 522 words / prompt: lost
matt duchene/mason marchment/tyler seguin
This Could Be Us - T / 1113 words / prompt: dares
mavrik bourque/mikael granlund
Glance - G / 405 words / prompt: glance
mavrik bourque/thomas harley
tip of my tongue, sweet and sour - T / 1455 words / prompt: slurpee
mikael granlund/mikko rantanen
waiting for tonight - E / 893 words / prompt: there's only one you
roope hintz/wyatt johnston
Soda - T / 169 words / prompt: soda
thomas harley/wyatt johnston
million-mile august - T / 2000 words / prompt: heatwave
order up! - T / 1108 words / prompt: tease
reversal from a full nelson hold - T / 2000 words / prompt: wrestle
Risk it all - T / 2000 words / prompt: call
tang - M / 2000 words / prompt: medal
wyatt johnston/tyler seguin
lost in an image, in a dream - T / 1285 words / prompt: lucky