Some Headcanons

just fucked up my sleeping hours for the millionth time anyways how are you guys?

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

and that racoon was sayu we have no idea how he got to inzuma

Kaveh: I think it's time i get my life in order.

Alhaitham, narrating: But he did not get he's life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

I love Pinterest

Owlbert is interviewing Argenti and Velite

Owlbert, to Velite: So, how is it dating someone waayyy out of your league?

Argenti: Amazing! I never thought I'd be this happy!

Tax Benefits (and Maybe Something More)

by zombiemarker

“It’s really simple, I don’t know why I have to keep explaining this. Now we get the benefits of any other married couple when I do our taxes, which is especially helpful considering Kaveh lives in my house free of charge. We can have the marriage annulled, or legally separate when our current living arrangements change.”

Or: Al-Haitham is bad at feelings and Kaveh is suffering, the fic.

Words: 8573, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Cyno (Genshin Impact), Nahida (Genshin Impact), Collei (Genshin Impact), Dehya (Genshin Impact)

Relationships: Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Cyno/Tighnari (Genshin Impact)

Additional Tags: Marriage of Convenience, Fake Marriage, the Sumeru crew are idiots, and we love them, Sharing a Bed, Meet the Family, kind of, Relentless mockery, and also relationship meddling, Al-Haitham is oblivious for a solid 5k of this, Kaveh is less oblivious, Fluff, Pretty much all fluff, Deaf al-haitham, Tighnari is So Done (Genshin Impact), Free this poor man, First Haikaveh fic, Enjoy!

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scratched the back of my neck and saw a bug HALP

kaveh: *eating goldfish while dipping them in nuttela* *alhaiham walking by*: do I even have to ask? *kaveh muffled*: no..

A Martyr on the Altar of Ideals - A Kaveh Birthday Fic (link here)

" Kaveh had always been able to see the color of other’s spirits. Their aura, as he liked to call it. It was a useful tool in his pursuit of the arts, it allowed him to see the world as its own canvas, laying itself out before him in a delicate dance of harmonies and contrasts. Until Kaveh had seen a man completely devoid of an aura. " A story where Kaveh can see the color of souls and the tale of the ups and downs of his relationship with the man whose soul he struggles to see.

Chapters: 2/2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

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