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Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

I think it their world it’s normal and follows a short of anime logic. Like I’ve seen multiple characters with purple eyes, while most are related there’s one that I’ve found that isn’t.

This guy, from my understanding he shares no relation to Emilio at all and here he is with those big purple eyes.

And like Most of Rudy’s family has red eyes.

It baffles me that Emilio is so fascinated by Tobias' eye's, when he himself has RAGING purple eyes as well as his dad's boss and his mom's and Rudy's VIOLENT blood red eyes.

my viral one lol

So like has this been done yet

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

"Let me put this in a way you'll understand: you may have summoned me, but the evil queen is like really hot, and my moral compass is very hormonal."

Look at these shitty ghost eyes edits I made in ibis paint

The government wants to shoot me for them.

The autism sisters

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

when ur so chronic for toxic cookie yaoi u bust out a a whole animatic for them in a week 😖😖

Btw ty to all those who liked, reblogged or commented on the wip UR ALL ACTUALLY THE BEST TYSMMMMM

THIS IS VERY HEAVILY BASED ON A FLUTTERCORD CLIP I SAW. Uhh I don't usually do comic posts but like. They're inspiring me ig HAHAHAHA

Timestamped portion: Link

There is full context before the bit I timestamped if you wanna imagine this scene better then you can watch it LMAO

sleepover!!

"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

happy valentines :)

this is what happened, right?

"you mean you didn't actually wanna be my bitch?" 🥺

"No, Shadow Milk... I want you to be my bitch! :D"

pretty please?

thank you for the 13 likes in my last post heres more of them 💔 apparently a lot of you like the idea of shadowmilk in heels (dw i do too)

mess around and find out smilkie + bonus

Hi!:3 I'm sorry that I started asking too many questions, I'm just very interested in you as a person!! So let's move on to the questions (If I'm asking you too personal a question, then please don't answer)

1. Which country are you from? I know that you speak English, but in many countries they speak English.

2. How should I contact you??? (she, he, it, or they)

3. What kind of fandoms are you fumbling for??

4. "pls ask me abt my ge aus/hj" I don't understand a bit.... (my translator doesn't translate...), but I'm asking about it anyway!

5. How old are you? You said that you are a minor, but I would like to know your age (if anything, I am also a minor!) thank you in advance for responding =3

Hi there!! I'm fine with questions they are fun to answer!! :3

1. I am born and raised in the U.S.! I speak English and Spanish (but I'm more fluent in English)!! >_<

2. I use she/they pronouns!!! >_<

3. I am mainly obsessed with Ghost Eyes but some other fandoms/things I like are Alien Stage, Mouthwashing, Deadplate, and some other stuff I probably forgot 😰

4. What I mean by "ask me abt my Ge aus" I mean "Ask me about my Ghost Eyes aus" and aus is just the acronym for Alternative Universe(s)! I have three main Ghost Eyes Alternative universes that I have posted in my blog that you can check out!!!

5. I cannot disclose my actual age since that's a bit too personal for me but I am indeed a minor/below 18 years old!!!

You two go cringe together then lol

the suffering never ends

redownloaded cookie run for them... 💙

POV: SMilk is all talk when he's teasing, but PV makes sure he lives up to those words, and he's never prepared for that reaction

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⚠️ : slightly suggestive under the cut

[BONUS]:

It's all fun and games until you're being dragged to the bedroom for teasing too much

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it