Idk Why Ppl Have Such A Problem With Placebos, Like If It Gives The Wanted Results Idk What The Problem

do you think when luigi sees everyone posting about him he's gonna scroll through his phone on his bed kicking his feet in the air

Important if your in an abusive situation you can turn off this alarm

Please reblog to spread awareness

Listening to music while stoned is likely the closest a human can get to ascending to godhood

Role swap! aka a fun little idea I had for something that would be cool to see in game but would probably be pretty hard to program.

Specific thoughts on this feature below the cut:

In-game you get to select options and the Narrator reads them out

You get limited options bc coding this would already be a nightmare

The Narrator sometimes disobeys you — less options to code and we finally get to feel his pain ;)

If you make a grammatically incorrect sentence or just mash words together the Narrator bullies you and then doesn’t obey

This comic depicts my designs but the way I’d imagine it in-game I think the Narrator just takes control of the first person POV. No physical form for him

My body is literally shutting down bc it needs food so badly, but that's the last thing I want to do, god help me

I have no idea how this started but apparently we're getting assigned colours and I am curious

“polls show that 34% of americans will vote for–”

what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick

Mobility assistance

In the skip button ending, Narrator mentions wanting to undo what he had caused. Why didn't he make an undo button? Or take away the button? It seems like he wanted to do that but for some reason was unable to, though. Same reason he couldn't make another door, I guess. That still confuses me

I'm altering my jacket and it just feels so good to do something. To make something. To forget about my phone for a while. God it's an amazing break from doom scrolling on tiktok for weeks