If I Were Doomguy, I Would Simply Smooch All The Demons.

Wanting bottom surgery so you can let the other girls hit 😔

Reading toxic yuri but shaking my head the whole time so the fbi knows I’m reading it through a critical lens

I miss my wife🥺 (she went to the bathroom)

The contemporary queer insistence to call almost any lesbian who isn’t a 1950s housewife a butch is really ignoring how hot and incredible femme muscle girls are…

Me telling people about my wife

So you’re a t-girl yet you take t-blockers? Interesting 🤨

Being self destructive is a real pain when you have people in your life who like depend on and love you and junk.

Lesbian vampires have permission to enter my home