*sigh* Human, When I Move My Paw, Your Clicky Device Better Be Far Far Away

Life Hack #926

Never check your tumblr in class or people behind you will see all the yaoi in your feed.

Strike your fancy, Ravi Zupa & Arna Miller (because)

That cake one tho

gordo was the truth

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

Simz on Instagram

Who else said the word teeth immediately after reading this?

Teeth are required to say the word teeth.

WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a kittybender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

Me: Man I should be making interesting content for people to engage with!

Also Me: Cat Creeper doin' a little jig

Shoutout to autistic and adhd people whose special interests/hyperfixations aren't media-related. "autism is about writing fanfics about your blorbo scrunklies XDD" actually autism is about collecting miniature world war 1 airplane models

At one point, Strong Male Character cries and spills all his insecurities and emotions to Helen Mirren, who then tells him "you don't have to be strong anymore," or "I'll take care of you," or, the most famous, "I'll protect you," or something along those lines

I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.