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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh it’s happening. Tim Misny is breaking containment. 

For context, I’ve lived in Ohio all my life and spent three years living in Cleveland for university (which sometimes had photoshopped tim minsy jokes in different departments!). So, inevitably I saw many, many Tim Misny ads while living there. But, this doesn’t even cover half of the utter insanity of Mr Misny Esquire. No, the man makes ‘em pay far beyond the realms of menacing billboards invoking eldritch terror upon the freeway. 

Tim Misny is northern Ohio's eldritch god, plague and menace. Or at least the real life Saul Goodman.

The completely bonkers sign of him menacingly raising his eyebrows is rather new- but before that, clevelanders were graced with the absolute beauty of Tim Misny tv and internet ads. Please let me tell you about the Tim Misny Thriller Parody . Please, it's been consuming my brain for years and no one believes me.

This is an actual advertisement for a personal industry lawyer made in 2010. A young couple enters Misnyland (yes, an actual place that is Tim Misny’s residence and also a resort(???) for the general public. I do not know anybody who has gone there, but it is advertised on his site) and are chased by clowns, zombies and werewolves etc etc. But at the end of the music video (with lyrics changed to match the divinity of Tim Misny Esquire) the monsters suddenly all turn into Tim Misny, fit with horrifying laminated Tim Misny Masks with suits to match. This is somehow more terrifying than the very silly autotune that replaces michael jackson. 

Actual Tim Misny also appears in the crowd of dopple-Misnys and shows us his true form which never appears on his billboards for some reason???

There is also a Tim Misny Commercial which the very thought of Tim Misny plagues the personification of Insurance Companies with nightmares and has honestly some of the spookiest synth tones and sound design in a commercial I have ever seen? Very surreal, very nightmarish, absolute terror in the words “And this time- he really made me pay”

There is also the gosh dang Tim Misny merch shop which just speaks for itself. Some of my favourites being the Tim Minsy clock and the the official Tim Misny body pillow (no i am not lying look at it please)

Then there is also the moment where he went on a local comedians show and told his audience to call him and that he would trick your enemy into falling in love with him and then on their  wedding day he would leave them at the altar while also simultaneously burning their house down. 

There is so much more craziness to this man besides his admittedly absolutely bonkers bill-boards. I haven't even really touched the surface of Misnyness- just what an absolute dude. It honestly shocks me that people out of the state haven't really heard of him- the guys been active in his goofiness since the 1970s. I'm pretty sure he is immortal and is just a personal injury lawyer because he thought it would be funny.

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

Hi,

So sorry if this is a bother, I tried seeing if this question was already asked but I couldn’t find it so; Is your fic (A little Game of Cat and Mouse) on hold? I really enjoyed reading it as it was coming out and I was just curious if we were going to get an update. I really do think it’s one of the greatest five out for the fandom.

Thank you again!

Hi there! Thank you so much for your message- that truly means alot!!! My apologies for not updating the fic in so long (oh gosh its been more than a year.)

I still definitely want to continue it! I haven't had the time to write for personal stuff due to alot of stuff happening in my life- but I should finally have some free time in September!

Also thank you so much for your sweet comment about the fic!!! And for reaching out!!

Additionally she is grabbing her hat pin for self defense. Once they go under the tunnel that guy is going to be taught a lesson.

I also believe she is asking for help in the way she looking towards the viewer. If you see something say something! Additionally stab cat callers with hat-pins, bring it back.

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

My old school once covered up a serious hazing incident and (unrelatedly) still wont fire the history teacher that walks around slapping his hands with a metal base ball bat and once grabbed a girl by the back of her neck to make a metaphor about the British seizing american ports.

In 3rd grade I got this big award in front of the whole school for ‘most improved’ and I keep thinking about it b/c

It was named after a kid who died in a tractor accident and apparently had behavioral issues that were getting better? the school somehow decided the most tasteful way to honor his memory was with a ‘most improved’ award, and then to hand it out annually to elementary school students, who definitely wouldn’t be creeped out at all to receive something named after a kid who died tragically.

I only got it because I finally had a teacher who knew how to help with/ my learning disorders. And both of my siblings (with similar issues) went on to receive the exact same reward when they were also in Mrs. D’s class. Like, if problem children are repeatedly improving after switching to a new classroom environment, maybe they weren’t the problem in the first place. Maybe get these kids help sooner. (Man, I flipping loved Mrs. D)

The person on the stage had to call my name twice because I wasn’t paying attention. Someone had to tap me on the shoulder. I think I was reading.

It was a pretty weird situation. I still kept the plaque though.

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Gus standing over the exact same slab of concrete at Don Eladio's pool where Max died and then two scenes later celebrating his victory over killing the nephew of the man who killed his boyfriend by flirting with a sophisticated gentleman and fruitly drinking wine before he dissociates and decides that he can't indulge or be happy in any capacity before he completes his revenge in its entirety????

Better Call Saul really is a ghost story and the lgbts keep winning !

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