“Am I evil, Archivist? Is a thing evil when it simply obeys its own nature? Embodies its nature? When that nature is created by those that revile it?” The Magnus Archives, Episode 101: Another Twist.
INTRODUCTION POST
Rules
- No adult requests! Character is canonically asexual and the person who runs this blog is uncomfortable with it!
- Please just. You know. Have normal human decency? Don’t just be an ass to me? I’m a little new to this.
- Don’t spam flood my request/ask inbox! It may take a bit for me to get to your requests, but that’s fine!
- Anyone can make an RP starter or an ask, as long as it follows the rules! Don’t stress too much if it’s your first time interacting!
- Horror is allowed! Just don’t like, go too overboard with it or anything.
- No misogynistic things! No ableism, no homophobia, no sexism, no racism, etc etc.
- No questions or roleplays involving the friends of humanity, please! As someone who has been targeted for being disabled, it is a bit too close to comfort for me and can be a bit triggering.
Character Info
(Sorry if this is a bit shit, writing this in the middle of the night so I’ll probably go back and edit this later)
Old/Previous Tags: #parasite shitposting, #parasite rp thread, #ask-parasite, #parasite rp starter
Current Tags: #parasite the symbiote, #parasite rp, #ask parasite, #parasite talks
Name: Parasite
Pronouns: They/It
Species: Symbiote
Vc/voice claim: Micheal Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
Theme Song: Under My Skin (Jukebox the Ghost)
Description: In full form, they appear black with oil-like blue iridescent patterning and white spikes that extend from their back down to the tip of their tail. They have a slightly more animalistic appearance, with a head resembling a snakes, and a more hunched over stance. However, they can take a humanoid form of their host (though they never stay with one host for long). During this form, while appearing human at first glance, they tend to act odd, almost possessed, with all the wrong movements and all the wrong expressions, and just all around appearing generally uncanny to any outsiders.
Values: Parasite, above all else, values finding a host they can form a full and complete bond with. Most of their hosts die within the first couple of days of bonding to them, much less form perfect symbiosis with them. Due to this, Parasite usually just tends to operate the dead bodies to their full extent, before jumping to another host that will be sure to die or leave within a couple of days in a desperate search for another like them. All they care about is finding a new host and completing perfect symbiosis, no matter the cost, no matter how many die to achieve it, even if there may not even exist a completely perfect host for them out there.
Personality: Parasite is (due to their lack of social skills), absolutely horrible at disguising how inhuman they are to others. They do not fully understand human emotions or behavior, simply making horrid attempts to understand and copy their behavior in a way that ends up being uncanny. It also doesn’t tend to help that they’ll almost always stalk someone for a couple of days straight before confronting them first (which doesn’t tend to give the first impression). Parasite is very curious though, being intrigued by human culture and wanting to learn more.
Despite their violent tendencies, if one manages to be careful enough (and not try to fight or flee) around the symbiote and keep their distance, Parasite can be very friendly and helpful. Parasite is mostly just lonely and desperate for attention and affection.
Backstory: Not many people know too much about Parasite’s origin, all anyone knows is that they did not originate from Venom, and that they were taken from/left Klyntar from a very young age.
Bonus: Logan later
Logie Bear's already asking to move on to the next level of their relationship
Parasite nodded, their eyes widening and spikes going a bit more slack as they saw Wheelie. “I- yeah- grounding- grounding stuff. That. I don’t-”
They broke down, slumping to the ground, tail curled in under them.
Parasite was, admittedly, panicking.
They were scared. The spider was gone. Their friend was gone.
They were practically vibrating with anxiety as they searched, desperately looking for them. No, no, no, no, I can’t loose another-
They hadn’t bothered to hide in a nonhuman form, hadn’t bothered to take even a bit of precaution as they stood, perched atop a building.
Please… no…
What if they were gone what if they had been disgusted by them what if they were dead what if it’s my fault- Parasite couldn’t take it, couldn’t hold back as they let out a gutteral, alien scream out on the top of their lungs. They whipped around in a wide arc, their tail slamming into the metal railing and their claws painfully tearing into the concrete under them as they fully gave into the overwhelming, suffocating panic.
That…
Is a very good point.
I’ll have to look into that I also probably should have thought of that before oh well
YALL
What would you guys do if I just
Ate somebody?
That’d be crazy right
I-
What do you mean by “didn’t even expect you’d be stuck here so long”? Did somebody kidnap you? Genuine question I’m asking, you sure you haven’t been kidnapped?
You're HOMELESS!?!?
What happened to your parents!?
- @ask-gwenby
oh theyre fine
probably worried
or more likely they think i hate them cs why else would i keep running off
look its really really complicated and i didn't even expect i'd be stuck here so long. it's fine.
- trump supporters
- transphobes/homophobes who don’t want to learn
- aphobes who don’t want to learn/grow
- aspecs that exclude other aspecs and don’t want to learn to be better
If you want to learn and grow, you are welcome here, but if you are just going to spit hate at us then get fucked.
id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."
hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.
I… sorta do. Not a permanent one, I’m just kinda hopping from creature to creature until somebody doesn’t end up dying.
If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?
I…
…
@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING
Marvel Rivals Peter my beloved AHHH
“Good!”
Usually that wasn’t true. Normally they didn’t even like to linger on feelings other than hunger, but they actually felt excited.
*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*
Heyyyy, I’m here!
*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.
“Hey! Over here!”
The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.
i am now worried i have been passive agressive and if i was, i apologize
🩶
Hey, you’re overthinking it. You weren’t passive-aggressive—you were just excited. And you should be. Someone said something kind and it meant something to you. That’s a good thing.
But I get it. I know what it’s like to worry about how you come across. If it helps—no harm done. You’re good. No need to apologize for being happy.
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