pchelik-please
God this place is a messShe / her
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i think they should delay the conclave for a day and once all the cardinals arive they should make them watch Conclave (2024) and give them a day to think about the movie before they start with the voting. just for funsies.
His wiu wiu wiu thing but I turned it into a large ribbon
Hello transformers nation, please don't hate me for this
I saw this and my mind immediately went to that one issue of MTMTE X'D
hello writers.
Do you know who prevs icon is?
Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide
…concocted by me, via:
Canon Definitions
Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)
Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms
Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together
Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)
So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.
Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better.
At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.
So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.
So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)
I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive
I love tf animated but if it were up to me I would have leaned hardcore into one of my favorite dynamics: the big bad infamous villain vs the hero that nobody knows about. Like everyone assumes that the person megatron hates the most is ultra magnus meanwhile he’s losing his mind over this college dropout repair bot who’s academy records are four sentences long and is somehow the most competent rival he’s had in a millennia.
GUYS, MY WORK IS FOURTH BY KUDOS IN FANDOM. WHAT DO I DO
Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted
rb if you think asexual people are cool
WHY DID APPLE ID USED A RANDOM EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOT MINE.
IDONT WANNA DEAL WITH IT, I JUST WANT MY VPN TO WORK.
day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing
totally risk free!*
poster under cut
*you still will have no planet to go back to either way
graphic design is my passion
It’s time to play the game of all time: house making strange noises or my cat having a stuffy nose
ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
guess who made an enasona and had WAY too much fun with it
new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.
For the people that saw this one TikTok, HIIIII WELCOME
Special version bc I decided to change the ending a bit, nothing special, but anything is a treat in this fandom (we’re starving).
“why is your prison citrus?” i ask to myself
“i am an amalgamation of everything anyone’s ever told me.” i promptly answer
Being a non english tf fan is so funny, cus wtf you mean bulkhead is a word and not a made up name.
"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.
I hope that this picture of my cat counts as a good thing for you
The way I'm "living" is kind of insane tho. When will the good things come. When will the happiness come.
Breathing is just a scam made up by Big Air to get you to inhale more air™️
Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.
So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.
And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.
Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.
okay i just need to know because im pretty sure road trips are like, inherently american
to be clear, im talking you and maybe some friends/family all pile into one car/truck and drive for multiple hours/days to go sightseeing. the goal is more the journey than the destination itself. you can stop at motels, camp or sleep in the car itself. but you do not use public transit unless absolutely necessary