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actual tears running down my face

For every dollar donated we will bonate one bollar

prawncess... princess prawn

im not the stepadder im the ladder you step up, the lastter that stepped up,. i m the ladder that stepped up. you know. im not the step latter im the ladder that steppes up. that you step up. laddewr

We infected your weed cigarette with little poison bugs that crawl in you and you smoked ittt 😛

Birds are literally reptiles

I have little legs and little wings and a little segmented body

maybe after we're done toiling we can toil some more

fucking the wound man for wounds

All women can be divided into two groups: Those who are 25 and those who are not 25, the main difference between these two groups is that one primarily consists of women who are 25 and the other primarily consists of women who aren’t 25

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

actually scream-laughed at this I'm sorry. Make sure it's safe

need to beg someone, using their deadname, to stop raping me

nothing hooters

Just read an interesting article about how scientists in the 1960s found a way to capture sunlight in little bottles, and the very wealthy would pay to have the sunlight injected into their faces to brighten the dark circles under their eyes. Unfortunately this had the side effect of making them immortal, which they were furious about, and they were going to sue for millions of dollars (a kind of American money), but the scientists came back to them with a compromise solution: they invented a way to split the rich people's souls into innumerable tiny pieces, so the burden of living would be spread out and dispersed, and these pieces soon turned into earthworms, beetles and millipedes--and this is how all the creatures of the dirt came to be.

and we scrolled all night on the best blog ever

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

yo mama so habitually arrhythmic she ate dinner in the morning

how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

The hearing center I tried to book an appointment with called me. Called. They called me, the person who is booking an appointment about hearing. The hearing center. That offers hearing exams and hearing aid repair. That one. Me, who has hearing issues. Their patient. At the hearing center. For people who don't hear all that well. That one.

anyone seen any materials nearby? im looking to put an item to use

And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit

while the modern "vigilante" is often considered feral, the notion that they can't be fully domesticated is not true. vigilantes used to be extremely useful farm and village pets, completing various errands ('adventures') and carrying out justice for the peasants. with the implementation of the modern justice system they were replaced by the much lower quality "cop" breed of law enforcers (a popularized mixed breed of palace guards and the common European goon). before their breeding was explicitly outlawed, the vigilante was a carefully maintained and highly standardized class of hero, so with the vast documentation of their breed standards there have been numerous studies able to replicate the breed and implement it back into living alongside human families with great success

now there may be a small hero of justice infestation around here, but i think if we capture and collar them and maybe nueter them or breed them we can use this supply of pathetic little sword saints to our advantage

a discord server is like a backroom level in terms of horror and isolation