Things my friends have said:
“That bus just clobbered a person!”
“Babies, I mean they don’t like it when I throw them out the window! Stop complaining.”
“I like stairs, very tasty.”
“The moral of the story; friends are meat shields.”
“If this man has legs after this, I’m calling the dentist.”
People talk about minimalism and all I think is white room torture
Fiber arts is just Math in sheep's clothing
Also plastic is oil and oil is dinosaurs. So. Not vegan.
i dont see why i cant start a trend, so here goes. lets try to build back our attention spans. lets try to focus on just one thing for as long as possible. lets not watch those "asmr for people with adhd" videos where they fuck up adhd folks even worse. lets resist the urge to reach for our phones when watching a movie. lets read the articles we reblog, even when theyre boring. i know its hard, i have adhd too, but its worth it. i also know that this hard work doesnt always seem super impressive to other people, so id love for yall to tell me in the tags or replies if youve done something, no matter how small, for your attention span. you deserve to feel like youve taken back some of what social media has ripped from you
Reblog/like this if you’re LGBTQ+ and run an active blog in 2024.
Trying to find new blogs to follow. 🫶🏻