I Am Pretty Sure I Will End Up Homeless Eventually I Just Don’t Know How To Be Employable I Don’t

anyways in honor of this person and their husband's vet med trauma or whatever i have decided to temporarily let harry out of the perfectly harry sized pot of boiling oil that ive kept him in for the past year. as you can see the first thing he did was take a nap because hes 13 years old and hes a tired little old man. the vet says hes in incredibly good shape for a dog of that age though so its ok.

unfortunately she also said that i cant be boiling him in oil anymore so i have to find a new way to torture him for all eternity... currently considering one of those metal container thingies full of spikes they used in the medieval ages but idk :// itll be hard to find one in his size

WAAAAAIT i just realized. harry has been boiling in oil for one entire year...thats crazy

wanted to take a naop because i havent slept in days but i remembered this one art challenge on deviantart that i tried to do ages and ages ago . and i was like hmmm maybe i should do this and replace some of the prompts so i can re-use my drawings later as game assets...

and now ive spent the past hour and a half looking at edible species of wild plants and mesoamerican founder crops. rookie mistake

photos my friends and i took of the eclipse ^_^ we couldnt get the camera to actually focus on the sun so we ended up shooting all the photos through a piece of welding glass. thats why the sun looks green...

anyways joke is over its my dads birthday today and i can finally go back to training.... and then tomorrow im gonna go to an art museum with my friends... life is good:)

LAIOS! THE LAKERS NEED YOU!

why is he so fucking tall

(illustration by ryoko kui, originally posted to her blogspot)

guess who had their period right after posting this

im literally joan of arc . like shes literlally me

he got fanart. look at him. look at his tummy. look at hes ears. im sobbing. credit goes to my friend wes @the-end-credits btw

trying to start up the grill to make carnita asada and harry is on the other side of the fence crying and wailing because he wants to eat the charcoal what is wrong with him

>my god, its even insect themed

I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.

-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺