I'm Really Curious About This, But Where Are Y'alls Names From? Like One Of My Names Is Mexican And The

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

THESE ARE SICK ASF WHATTTT

Miscellaneous Doctor Phosphorus sketches from my sketchbook

(Including the very first and a very recent small sketch comparing how loose my style of drawing him has become)

ngl imma need some noir simps to hype me up for another post because there's this one drawing I like... but then again... I don't know.

im also very open to anyone hyping me up for my AU that me and only two other people care about, I'm just saying. though I definitely need to explain it better. it's deep. but I'm low-key lazy. but it's cool, trust

Haven’t Posted In A While Here In My Tumblr (haven’t been using it really anyway) but here are my arts that I drew lately of spidey, and the other spideys!

Artwork, Art, Fanart Drawn By @ericmuriedas

I post more on my Insta and Twitter/X

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

THEY'RE IN LOVE I SWEAR 😭💔

It's gonna get sticky