Pov Trying To Get Me Up And Moving For The Day As Astarion 🤣

@thedemonnobleman I felt this and must share it to you. I imagine the end MC is like fake crying reaching out to you while trying so hard not to laugh

Mephistopheles: as an exchange student I'd expect better

Mc: my apologies mitochondria

Mephistopheles: WHAT

Mc:??

Mephistopheles: say my name

Mc: mesopotamia

Mephistopheles: nope

Mc: Metropolis

Mephistopheles: try again

Mc: Mumbojumbo? Malarkey?Magazine?Microwave oven?

Mephistopheles: I am leaving

Mc: IM SORRY MOZZARELLA

For the life of me I can't pronounce Mephistopheles

@pizzalover8969 don't do it! I will put olives in your pizza in ways where you can't pick it off!!

Can i take nero out to burn stuff for fun? Maybe even burn something from dante? You can join too if you wish. The more the merrier

Assuming it is Nero and my brother I will join so no one kills each other.

HE HAS PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!?????!!! yet he always runs out of power in the shop!! Much less a cat???!!! All you need is a pet bird and a pet rock and bam! Your the next V

Dante I have been brutally rejected by vergil can I come join your team instead 3:>

Got dayum. I mean my team is just me, a cat i found outside, and a jar of peanutbutter

I'm regretting asking the question almost..... BUT SMORES GOT ME FUCKING INTERESTED I LOVE THE SLIGHT CRUCH FROM BURNT MARSHMELLOWS AND THE SOFT GOOEY INSIDE OF A BURNT MARSHMALLOW!!!!!

Can i take nero out to burn stuff for fun? Maybe even burn something from dante? You can join too if you wish. The more the merrier

Assuming it is Nero and my brother I will join so no one kills each other.

Ladies your both pretty and this time I'll get two cakes for each of you. Strawberry for dante, blueberry for vergil. You cut your own cakes and only yours

Favorite kind of sushi? Also can I plan a birthday for you and Dante?

Tuna Nigiri.

If you wish to plan a party with us in the same building be prepared for me and my brother to turn it into rubble. We can get possessive over the cake. And Dante always loses.

Isn't that right Dante. @pizzalover8969

@taiga-shark this is something you'd do 1000%

I feel like someone's done this already, but I did it now too and you can't stop me

You should try drawing Kyrie with Shadow under a tree? Maybe she will love it to be the first page in the book *hint hint wink wonk*

Fuck.

Now I don’t know what to draw.

Pfffft---

He would......... probably......... maybe......

-during dinner-

Beel: Where is Belphie?

Lucifer:... MAMMON, DID YOU SELL YOUR BROTHER?!

Mammon: This time it wasn't me!

Yall have your good luck charm? No? Here ya go!

Yuh! When would you like me to start boss man!

Yo can I be the guard to the horny jail? Like I'm willing to do it even for free as long as I can bonk people's heads and tell them to go to horny jail

Hell yeah dude