I've been horribly deprived of moceit content
It's just the classic moceit fic of "janus can't control his body temp so him and patton cuddle" but with a slight twist
Because... Both frogs and snakes are cold blooded
Hope you enjoy
The two layed in a mountain of blankets of varying textures, thickness and colors, in a large bed, their only light being the window next to them. This was never meant to happen, the two where relatively close, occasionally having conversation and comforting each other when they need the other, Janus was just complaining that he couldn't regulate his body temperature, and even though they lived in Florida, it was extremely cold outside, to the point it was snowing, and as if it were nothing Patton just offered to go snuggle under some blankets together, Janus was… flustered to say the least, trying his best to hide the half of his face that was dusted with a light pink, although it was sudden… it wasn't despised. So there they played together under multiple upon multiple blankets
"God you're lucky!"
Patton sat up, adjusting the blankets to still be firmly around him, he looked at janus quizzically "what do you mean?"Janus turned to him confused with a slightly judgmental look "what do you mean what do I mean? I'm not the one who can't regulate their body temperature, you get to actually enjoy winter!" Patton let out a small laugh "When was that established?"
Janus sat up as confused as ever "so this whole time, you've-" "yep!" Patton nodded his head, voice and expression as if this was a well known thing. Janus stared at him in disgust, "I haven't tried to hide it kiddo!" Patton chirped, Janus sighed and later back down
"dammit" Janus slumped back into the covers
Patton giggled "what is it this time?" Janus his his face under the blankets "now I'm not the center of attention anymore and I have to actually care about you!" Patton hummed in acknowledgment, sliding back into the covers spooning Janus, placing his head under his, lightly kissing Janus' jaw "How's that for attention?" Patton whispered, Janus thought "... It will suffice." Patton smiled "do you need anything? More blankets?" he asked, as they where both under a mound of every blanket the could find in the apartment "I'm fine, How about you!" Janus said dramatically, Patton laughed "I'm fine.", Janus turned to him, their lips inches away from each other, Janus quickly kissed Patton
"No you're not, you're still freezing."
Okay listen...
Charlie
Is sensitive to bright lights (his immediate reaction to being in las nevadas was its really bright and he didn't like that)
Cannot socialize for the life of him (literally, he got knocked out cause he couldn't explain what he was doing)
Has issues switching from one topic to the other (going from gambling to listening to q)
Has verbal issues (couldn't pronounce home and could only say hole)
Takes things literally (when q said what's up he actually looked up to see the cords)
In situations lacks empathy (when Tommy found out he just watched him get excited he emotionally stayed the same)
Has some issues with boundaries
Listen I know he has those characteristic because he's been in complete darkness and loneliness for literal centuries and therefore doesn't have lv 2 asd
... But please he's my comfort character and current fixation let me have this
Like I'm not gonna preach "THIS BITCH AUTISTIC"... But like
In human aus...
It's too early to be called out like this
All Moceit shippers know is Stan Janus; Kin Patton
Cmon janus
There's no way in remrom you mistook patton, a pile of nothing but fatherly love for a garbage can, just say you didn't wanna finish the sandwich and asked if anyone wanted it, and patton finished it okay, swallow your pride for 2 seconds
I want a kakegurui las nevadas crossover for the soul purpose of getting to see Yumeko and Charlie gamble
Yumekos out here getting horny asf and charlie's just s p i n n i n g
(in reality it'd probably be sick asf, getting to see Charlie lose it at least a little)
Also they'd look cool in the uniforms :)
(I'd also like to see the absolute madness of quackity and Mary, itd literally get so hectic they don't even get close to finishing the game, they just yell at each other the entire time)
I found a post by @solarsparkss that was basically Sanders sides ships as childhood memories
And decided I'd do what I do best and take really nice wholesome content and ruin it for everyone
So I give you Sanders sides ships as classic childhood memories: Callum edition
Logince: fighting with my brother wale we were making Mac and cheese, I wanted to add the cheese and we were dumb kids and used cheese from a jar I reached for the jar with no warning and broke it
Analogical: keeping my mom up cause I had a stomachache and I kept asking if we could go to a doctor, and when she'd finally agree I'd say we didn't have to go
Prinxiety: watching kids randomly break out into fights and even cheering some on
Royality: my grandma unintentionally buying aphmau merch
Demus: me getting in trouble cause I allegedly punched a baby
Logicality: whenever the teacher had a timer on the board and it going down to 10 seconds and everyone yelling "10 SECONDS BAKER'S"
Moxiety: crying and covering my ears when we had to watch a brainpop. Jr over drugs
LAMP: my absolute hell of a drama camp, where we spent more time walking then dancing and I had a meltdown the day of the show cause I thought a girl hated me
Dukxiety: my friend asking the highschool band performing at the school if they could play megalovania on the tenor trumpet
Roceit: my brother crushing my dreams of wanting to meet stampycat
Moceit: forcing my family to sing Christmas songs by the fire
Loceit: making fun of trump during lunch and one girl leaning over and saying "don't you guys think your being a bit rude"
Anxceit: my teacher in kindergarten asking me how high I can count and me not wanting to show off and saying I could only count to 100
Intrulogical: me getting horny asf during a fine motor skills class
Intruality: crying over the cartoon network "we'll see you tomorrow" ending cause it just made me really sad
Did I just draw all the sides saying nice cock? Yes.
I'm from the Department of People With Hospital Trauma Who Also Don't Like Horror Movies (PHSWADLHM) and I approve this message
stop using hospitals as horror settings
Hey logan/Janus fans, you wanna see a magic trick?
I call this one "double your therapy sessions"
TA DAAAAA
Ayo au time
What if the legendaries/elementals not only represent the element they control, but a sort of aspect of a person or point in life
Sea fairy representing emotions and desire
Moonlight representing intelligence and sort of greater being
Wind archer representing devotion and security
Fire spirit representing passion and competition
And Millennial tree and Timekeeper representing the positive and negative aspects of time/the passage of time
I've been obsessed with this idea for weeks and i wanna post more legendaries content so bad they're my fucked up little gods of the universe