I'm here to kiss robots and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum
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smoking bee
i saw this cool doodle from an ask from @archie-sunshine here with Earthspark Bee not able to handle parenting
he needs one honestly
edit: baby need smoko
what should i do next?
bada bing (idk what to put here)
i have too many projects going on right now and i can’t find motivation for ANY of them, so i need your help!
what should i do first?
I’ll ask this for a while until i get enough done and enough motivation :p
how’d i KNOW this would win? Anyhoodles, i’ll get right to it and update y'all when i’m done.
Toodles for now!
Edit: room is (basically) done! Stuff is off the ground, things are put away, trash is thrown out, and i’m feeling good! :p
i have too many projects going on right now and i can’t find motivation for ANY of them, so i need your help!
what should i do first?
I’ll ask this for a while until i get enough done and enough motivation :p
i have too many projects going on right now and i can’t find motivation for ANY of them, so i need your help!
what should i do first?
I’ll ask this for a while until i get enough done and enough motivation :p
haoppy bunny day
have a poorly drawn starscream in a bunny costume
Jesus and Judas were sitting alone on the edge of a stone wall after the last supper, Jesus turns to Judas and says
“Are you alright my brother?”
Judas wakes out of his thoughtful daze and looks at Him, turning his gaze back quickly to his sandals
“Why do you still love me?”
“You are my disciple. Why shouldn’t I?”
Judas sighs and kicks his feet
“You said I’ll be the one to… betray you.”
Jesus nodded and looked down at the ground
“Yes. But I’ll still love you anyway. I love the lowly, I love the poor, I love the sick, lame, blind, and deaf. I love them all the same, why shouldn’t I love you?”
Judas scooted closer to Jesus and laid his hand on top of His in a comforting embrace
“I can’t be the one to kill you.”
Jesus rubbed His thumb over the back of Judas’s hand, turning to him
“It’s what the Lord says, what my Father says.”
Judas scoffed
“Well… call me blasphemous, but that doesn’t seem like what a good Father would do…”
Jesus’s expression saddened, He looked down at Judas’s hand
“My brother, you do not understand His plan, I do not understand it entirely either, but we must trust Him.”
Judas frowned angrily
“Yeah… sure.”
Jesus leaned in and kissed Judas’s cheek, earning a look of surprise as Judas turned to Him
“My brother… you will do the same to me, as I have done unto you.”
Judas did not know what he meant, he just nodded politely
“I love you Judas.”
“…”
“I love you so much.”
“…”
“I miss you.”
Saw this trend and couldn’t help but hop onboard
as someone who isn’t fond of ai generated anything, and as someone who wants to be packaged as a transformer, i couldn’t help myself :3
“Dead men tell no tales?”
Have you not heard the symphony of how one decays?
The clicks and chatters of bones rustling against each other as they’re trampled on by the fauna that they never knew,
The rustle of wind through one’s hair, similar to the great weeping willow,
The squeeze of muscle and flesh as the divine earth reclaims what it has lost from the dust we came from,
The squelch of eyes decaying and flattening as they go foggy, unable to view the blue sky above them,
The rattle of their final breath, trying to articulate the view before death brings them home in their arms,
They still tell their tales, you’re just not listening close enough
hai @luxwazhere ! Wanna do an art collab for fun? :p
if you wanna, you draw one of your fictional crushes and i’ll draw mine!
You go first! :p
the fellow creatures have spoken! I’ll be starting soon after i get the story beats and stuff down :p
also! If anyone wants to put down any ideas or tips for the story, feel free to reblog or comment them below!
bada bing, see ya soon :p
so, i’m getting kind burnt out with boredom and creative stiffness lately, and i’m getting into my analog horror phase.
and i’ve been coming up with ideas and stuff and
it would follow Sentinel under the Primes for a while and then shift to when he was in power and stuff
it’d also be pretty angsty too with horror-ish elements, would it even be considered an ‘analog horror’? (No wait it would if it were tapes gathered, like data-logs, nvmd)
it would also be fairly art-oriented too, like a more finished looking animatic or something?
idk if i’ll give up on it or not lol
so, i’m getting kind burnt out with boredom and creative stiffness lately, and i’m getting into my analog horror phase.
and i’ve been coming up with ideas and stuff and
it would follow Sentinel under the Primes for a while and then shift to when he was in power and stuff
it’d also be pretty angsty too with horror-ish elements, would it even be considered an ‘analog horror’? (No wait it would if it were tapes gathered, like data-logs, nvmd)
it would also be fairly art-oriented too, like a more finished looking animatic or something?
idk if i’ll give up on it or not lol
rest in peace Freddie Mercury
you would’ve loved Chappell Roan
commission for one of my irl friends! :D
(i don’t know anything from Dandy’s World, but i was more than happy to do this for them!)
когда ты умрешь, даже твои черви не будут тебя оплакивать. просто надейся, что земля примет тебя обратно, а не вытолкнет тебя гнить на поверхности
helloooo :3
i hope this isn't an uncomfortable question since Starscream is tied to ur gender, but I REALLY want to hear any headcannons you have for them!!!!! This can be any version of Starscream, just go wild
EEEEE!!! I’ve been kinda waiting for something like this! Thx for asking :p
Headcanons:
(Any generation, but more towards G1) Starscream is at least the slightest bit autistic-coded and his hyperfixation is taking over as leader lol
(TFP) starscream is into drag and both gives and gets makeup tips from Knockout
gay gay homosexual gay
i feel like if he was able to eat/drink earth stuff, his favorite things would be avocado anything and fruity boba tea with those popping-pearls
(Bayverse) he would have a twitter account and bash on anyone calling him a Dorito
his favorite animals are peregrine falcons and horned lizards, but he’d never admit it
GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY-
i think he’d like the taste of those fruity kiddy toothpaste and steal some from anywhere if possible
(TFA) he’s very confused why people say he sounds like a particular talking sponge from the 80s
False gods neither give or receive mercy
Ratchet in a suit won the poll! Also @gaysidesalad suggested megatron x ratchet, so how could i resist such a cool pair?
I did the idw designs bc they look super cool, sorry if the proportions are off, i tried mapping out the kibble best i could :,)
also: i’ll probably be doing the other suggestions bc you guys blessed me with such creative ideas! I just wanted to do this one first :)
Textless version below:
(Ratchet in a suit-vest will be the DEATH of me)
what should i do?
a faux magazine cover with ma beautiful wife, slaying as per usual :3
references below:
what the fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK.
i’ve never reached 500(+) notes on a post before! Holy shit this is monumental, and this is the one i had no idea what i was doing on :0
thank you all fr :)
Transcript:
Hey there handsome! You look lonely.
I can fix that.
i don’t know why i drew this, i just saw how Flirtimus Prime glowed and had an epiphany (is that the right word?)
trying out a few new techniques with my wife!!!
No text version:
my first commision! For @11strawberry
thank you for being my first commission! I had so much fun on it :3
Transcript:
Hey there handsome! You look lonely.
I can fix that.
i don’t know why i drew this, i just saw how Flirtimus Prime glowed and had an epiphany (is that the right word?)
hai!!! Sorry 4 not posting lately, i’ve gotten so many projects going on rn that i wanna do, but one of them is a starscream plushie! Idk i really wanna hold my beautiful wife irl and also, WHY THE HELL NOT, so yeah. PLOOSHIE PLANS ABOVE
let’s hope i don’t fuck it up :3
(i’ll also probably be posting the process but idk we’ll just see :p)
i love my tall malicious wife charlie
I LOVE STARSCREAM!!!
US ^^^
Idw megs!
(i spent way too long on this…)
i’ve been in an angsty edit mood lately :3
chat is it normal to be absolutely destroyed by your own edit? :,)
Idk what to put here, i just came up with last night half-asleep, did i cook?
pls rate 1-10, i’d love to hear how you think about it! :)
(i spent all day on this :,))
my wife (starscream) and our son :3
the resemblance is uncanny
OMFG IT WAS SOOOOOO FUN AND AWESOME
SO GLAD I GOT TO SEE MY BESTIE IT WAS SO AAAAAAAAAA/pos
me rn:
can’t wait to see you @luxwazhere !!! :D