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How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

I’m sorry actually

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM STOP STOP STOP

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

Tumblr would’ve definitely made me a madman if I discovered it in middle school

we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 13

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Not pictured: CJ scrambling to get away when Mikey goes for the hug

I love my school very much and am very grateful for what I do but can you tell that I’m looking forward to being on vacation…

I FREAKING KNEW IT, RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU PICKED UP THE CASSETTE I KNEW IT WAS A RICK ROLL RAHHHHH

A group of far-future linguists and archeologists suddenly *poof* into existence in front of me. One is holding a tablet. "What is the difference between 'red sauce' and 'tomato sauce?'" they ask me. "The distinction is not clear in extant texts from this time and place."

"Uh, they're the same thing," I tell them. "Who are you?"

"Yes!" the being with the tablet exclaims.

One of the other researchers groans. "No! My thesis...months of writing wasted..." One of the others comforts them.

"Now, what is this object for?" The first researcher holds up a discolored, dinged-up plastic object. It's clearly been buried in the ground for quite some time, but the two holes and the scuffed plastic window are distinctive.

"That's a cassette tape. You record music with it."

"Interesting, interesting." The being enters something on the tablet.

"How are you speaking English?"

"Sophisticated translation technology," one of the researchers confides. "We are students of your society. From the future."

"What does this pictogram represent?" The researcher with the tablet turns it around so that the screen faces me.

It's the eggplant emoji.

"Sex," I say. "Why do you need to ask me this if you can time travel or whatever? Can't you just go wherever you want to go and look around and see how these things are being used?"

The beings shift guiltily and look at each other. "Technically, travel to times and places prior the advent of time travel is strictly prohibited. Paradoxes, you know."

"Oh."

"We must get back before our advisor returns to the lab. Just don't tell anyone you saw us, alright? The space-time continuity depends on it. Can you do that?"

"Uh, sure, I guess?"

One of them pats me on the head. "And don't go to Mars."

"Okay. Wait, why? Is it dangerous?"

"No. Just not worth it."

The group disappears in a shimmering light.

The cassette clatters to the sidewalk behind them.

Out of befuddlement, mainly, I pick it up. It's clearly old, discolored and scuffed, but it still has tape in it.

I carry the tape around in my pocket for a while. The curiosity builds. I want to know what's on that tape. I don't have a cassette player anymore, so I go to Goodwill and pick up the first one I can find, praying that it still works. I plug it in. It turns on.

I slide the tape inside. It's dirty, but it still seems to be in decent shape. I snap the player closed and hit play. The wheels begin to turn. I hold my breath.

A familiar tune starts up. A wobbly voice comes out of the machine.

We're no strangers to love

BAHAHAHA WTFFFF

this is part one! | next

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

part 1 of my Theseus' Guide chapter 8 animatic because i just dont know when i'll have the chance to do part 2!

Drew some avatar on the side of my schedule to give me strength

(Ignore Aang’s janky ahh hand)

Btw that monday is not blacked out for privacy, i just did nothing today lmao

I just finished avatar (atla) and was thinking about how good fandoms will usually always have another fandom in particular that they are linked to: Avatar and voltron, rise of the tmnt and lego monkie kid, danny Phantom and the Batman universe (???), good omens and our flag means death, etc etc

It’s allllll balanced, like the four elements in avatar. Now all we need to know is which one is the fire nation and when will they attack

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

being an artist and revisiting media you liked when you were 11 is like. oh ok. this shaped my sense of humor and the way I write characters and the way I pace narratives and the tropes I'm drawn to. and I vastly underestimated how much of an impact it had on me because I literally have not thought about it for 15 years. but it was there inside me the whole time. ok. ok cool! c ool

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 12

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I think he has an idea

my eye is twitching

I made the Calvin and Hobbes hot chocolate.

Spoiler alert, because the marshmallows are lighter they just column out the top of the mug. I had to wait for all of them to melt to be able to drink it

as someone who has a degree in what is essentially applied fluid mechanics I should've known better. but for a moment the childish wonder just overtook me

Not to sound redundant but since covid, I’ve had the time to finish middle school, go to highschool, graduate highschool and go to college and it STILL feels like 2019 was last year

One day, someone is gonna have to explain to me what the hell goncharov is

Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

I always miss these jokes by a day but COME ON, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

IT’S EIGHT MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT

why did deku say taht

Watching 2012 tmnt is like watching miraculous, the whole time you’re thinking “I can fix it”

Pine got me hooked on Donnie x Tim but I still won’t watch 2012tmnt

So today I watched this interview with the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast and they demonstrate the phenomenon "space ship acting"

and they all go

and it just cracks me up, ESPECIALLY Sir Patrick Stewart

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead