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Reblogging so I can print these out later. My page may be dead but I am not ❤️

tiktok stunt haha funny. please talk about the ice raids

tfw the nerdy Quen girl is really cute

my favorite “bad” lgbt rep:

bob from bob’s burgers

whatever the fuck is going on in it’s always sunny in philidelphia

those characters in classic lit that are gay but they aren’t but they are gay no they aren’t yes🙈

my lesbian OCs from when i was 12

like me as a living person

Just LOOK AT MY DAMN RESUME YOU CUCKY YES MEN AND ASS LICKERS

I AM UN-OKAY

"Hey how is it going?"

There are people at my job who won't talk to me because I'm a janitor. And yes, I go with "janitor"--derived from Janus, the Roman God of gates and doorways. There's no shame in the title and I wear it proudly enough.

Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

Absolutely lost in the sauce

😳

I'm so tired of people saying we're living in the Trek future because we have Roombas and theft trained AI. We are far from it when our technology only advances for the sake of greed and human oppression.

Aye aye Cap'n

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

BRO

Collab between me and Tapa, she handed me the animatic of this and it went into a big journey

Have a happy New years eve!

The music: Kais theme - Kung Fu Panda 3

Fun (?) story, when I was 14 my parents took me on a drive through the mountains to look at the autumn leaves and it was very beautiful but they insisted on taking a new route and got us lost and I got HORRENDOUSLY carsick over the 4-5 hours we tried to find our way back mean while my dad was BLASTING John Denver's greatest hits over and over again and wouldn't change the music so now I get nauseous whenever a John Denver song comes on in the car

classical/pavlovian conditioning as in pavlov's dog (pairing two stimuli so that the second alone eventually produces the unconditioned response of the first, traditionally ringing a bell while feeding a dog until the dog salivates when it hears the bell even though there is no food)

Sebh (pronounced "sayve, libe Mebh with an 'S')

Vampires :D

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

Yay, I'm trying! Mental health!

Man, It's Been A While TM.

I've discovered a new shading technique and I am LOVING it. Technically this is an Elder Scrolls OC but the nice thing about busts is that nobody knows until you make it weird and infodump on them <3

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

Ah, meeting people. It's usually terrible but encounters like this make it bearable.

I think i met an angel on the train

Calvin's dad

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

Dear reader

What, pray tell, may I ask, mayhap you guess, is the song stuck in my head at this, yes THIS, very instant?!

Consider, before you guess, that I:

A: slept nary a wink last night,

B: am still recovering from the nastiest cold I've been cursed to endure in many a moon and I am possessed of a certain sensitivity to Dayquil that makes me think entirely too much,

C: am in the midst of a life-changing depressive episode, triggered by a multitude of small, yet unbearable happenings in my life, that my self-aggrandizing, dramatic ass has decided shall be the crucible that will forge me into something stronger or

BREAK ME UPON THE ROCKS OF MY INNER TEMPEST, LEAVING NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY HUSK OF A PERSON WHO ONCE DREAMED AND NOW MERELY SURVIVES FOR DIRTY FILTHY MONEY?!

WELL??

I hope you enjoyed my Romanticynicyst humor that mask my inner pain.

I KNOW you enjoyed the cat. Share as you see fit.

I literally have an album in my gallery full of fits like these titled "Outfits for boys"

Behold

I can and will and have drawn the TMNT in these

I don't usually click tumblr ads but that site has a lot of great drawing refs tbh

Blursed? Let's bring that back.

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

Ah. Wonderful.

Idk man it’s so easy to get bogged down in all the bullshit online but when my then-6 year old cousin found out I was trans he said “ok” then corrected my grandma when she misgendered me. I was once the third between a gay man and a lesbian. Two lesbians once invited me back to their place when I presented as a man. I met an AMAB nb butch who looked strikingly to outsiders like a cis man and it was one of the more sapphic experiences I’ve had. I nervously wore a boydyke shirt to pride and got 3 different cis-looking femme folks tell me they loved my shirt. I once told a trans group at a protest that any pronouns were fine for me and one person said “wow, I’m impressed and intimidated by people like that. I don’t know that I could be that chill with pronouns.” I once told a GNC friend I wished I could wear a type of “opposite” gender clothing after I had already transitioned and so it would be associated with my AGAB and he said “You could just do it.” I’ve had cishet men fight cops for me before. The first time I had a doctor ask me if my name was different than what was on my forms I had to try not to cry. Last week, a phone call with a doctor’s office where I am generally cis passing asked unprompted if my name listed is what I want to be called. It touched me then too. I told a lesbian friend once I felt like my attraction to men AND women both felt gay. She said “makes sense.” And we moved on. I go by different pronouns in different circles. I’ve had gay women love my facial hair. I’ve had gay men like my tits. It’s all out there, I promise. It can be hard to find it but I promise there is community like you and community who likes you. And it’s more messy and beautiful than tumblr discourse makes it out to be.

A reblog say to me, "I liked this enough to share it with other people I thought might like it" and that is a HIGH compliment. Reblog this to spread the message (and support the artist of the OG comic)!

Reblogs > Likes | It truly does make a difference for us

Nobody tell M'aiq

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I have thalassophibia with one exception and that is large marine animals like whales and basking sharks

I would be in that water in a heartbeat, or at least reaching out to touch.

Not to do anything untoward, just to exist in the same space as them and marvel.

THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING FOR A FULL YEAR Y’ALL! We need visibility! We need to bring in more people! We need more videos, art, love! DON’T GIVE UP! Every little bit helps! Let’s prove those haters wrong!

I was so hoping that Fireish would be a proper conlang and not just an English alphabet cipher like Aurebesh (no hate to Star Wars, ever) and look! Here it is!!

The Ts'íts'àsh (Firish) Language from Elemental

Ìf báì!

Jessie Sams (@quothalinguist) and I created a language for Pixar's latest film Elemental. We created both a spoken language and writing system that are used in spots throughout the film. It's out today, so if you watch it, see if you can spot any of it! We had a lot of fun creating a language the requested "sound like fire". A tough thing to do with a human mouth, but we had some fun with it! Some language highlights:

Ejective consonants

No nasals

Fricative nuclei

Fluid (ha, ha) case system

Glyphs that resemble braziers

If you check it out, we hope you enjoy it!

GTFO

Reblog to make it die faster

I'm trying so hard because this is what me caring about people looks like

But it's insincere apparently.

I'm exhausted.

I have empathy I swear

But if you accused me of insincerity I don't know what I'd say

I'll be honest, I fucked up and ended up losing a LOT of detail in the grass but I'm coming to terms with the new look.

I've been trying to break out of a dry spell by doing acrylic painting. I'd say it's going pretty okay!

Ghibli vibes 😌