Regret.mp4

😂😂😂 I'm dying

Boogeyman

Samurai Bravo/McHanzo Family

*Ashi runs into her parents’ room*

Ashi: DAAAD!!!

Johnny: Wha-?! What?? Ashi?! Sweetheart, what happened?

Ashi: I’ve just had a bad dream.

Johnny: Aw, don’t worry, honey, here, come with me… *she climbs on the bed and lets him wrap her in his arms* Now, tell me about it.

Ashi: *nervous* Well, I know it’s something silly, but I dreamed the Boogeyman was after me and…

Johnny: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! BOOGEYMAAAAN!!! *jumps out of the bed*

Ashi: D-DAD?!!

Johnny: QUICK, WE HAVE TO COVER ALL THE WINDOWS!!! WAIT ME HERE, ASHI, I’M GOING FOR UNCLE JESSE AND HIS SHOTGUN!!!

*In another room, Jesse sleeps and snores loudly, until Johnny knocks down the door with a single kick*

Johnny: JESSEEEE!!!

*Jesse wakes up startled*

Jesse: What the fu-?!! JOHNNY??!! WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!!!

Johnny: Man, I don’t want to alarm you, but… *starts screaming* IT’S POSSIBLE THAT A BOGGEYMAN OR BOGGEYMEN IS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!!! 

Jesse: *jumps out of bed very scared* BOOGEYMAN??!!! OH, SHIT!! OH, SHIT!! DON’T MOVE JOHNNY, I’M GOING FOR THE FUCKING SHOTGUN!!!

*One hour later~*

*Jack and Hanzo finally come home*

Jack: Wow, that massage completely cured my back, I feel great!

Hanzo: See? I told you, you needed to get rid of all the worries that you accumulate every day.

Jack: Yes, maybe you’re right… Maybe I worry too much about my little girl and Johnny… I mean… I trust him, but sometimes…

*Hanzo nods*

Hanzo: Do not worry, Jack, you know well, that Johnny is a good father, he will have everything under control, just like Jesse.

Jack: Really?

Hanzo: Of course.

*He starts to open the door of their house*

Hanzo: An you know what else? I think they should be sleeping peacefully right no-

*When they open the entire door, they are both in the worst of life’s disaster, collapsed walls, destroyed furniture, broken mattresses, behind the sofa, Johnny, Jesse and Ashi hide, very frightened*

Jack: …Oh, my God

*Jesse points them with the shotgun, but seeing that it was only Jack and his cute baby dragon, immediately drops the weapon and sighs relieved*

Jesse: *relieved* Sugar lump! Oh, thank God you’re finally here!

Hanzo: *completely pissed off* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE??!!!

Johnny: Oh, nothing, just a little incident envolving… *looks at a shadow* AHHH!! BOOGEYMAN!! 

*Ashi starts to scream while Jesse shoots again at the broken windows*

Hanzo: For God’s sake, we did not leave you for an hour and you already destroyed the whole damn house??!!!

Jesse: Well I am so fucking sorry, darlin’ but… NOTHING OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YA HAD BEEN HERE TO NOT LET JOHNNY AND I BEHAVE LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS!!! 

Aye! 

Who wants me to draw more kid Samurai Jack and Johnny Bravo say aye

This is making laugh so hard I’m crying 😭

Hehehehe what if jack names the wolf the Japanese word for fluffy and Johnny names his little doggie killer 😂

would probably be some Dalmatian 101 shit going on lol

Ahhhh I love it so much 🥰🥰🥰!

quick lil (future) family picnic doodle for @sugarof5oaks

kamek: don't forget to eat your greens, son!

bowser: bleh!

luigi: nom nom nom

bowser doesn't like his greens but luigi'll eat them for him the way he'll eat mario's mushrooms when he doesn't wanna

bowser's pet chain chomp is taking a nap and mario's feeding croutons to polterpup

can't draw a salad and i thought it'd be funny so i put one i found while looking thru images instead lol

kamek's coming back later (he needs to get more food/ drinks from the kitchen)

Will the fifth member of the delinquents club Logan howlett please come to the office. Logan is the oldest member of the group being held back a year after a traumatic event with his bio family and being bounced around the system for a while until ending up with his forever family with Charles and Erik and being reunited with his half brother. Logan looks as mean as acts but that’s…mostly an act…depending on who in the group you ask on any other day lol.

Freaking mettaton what a be!!!!!!

so how about that new samurai jack villain 

Ne ne Papa hdtpm

It's back 😔👌

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Ahhhhh!!! I just realized taz and ohshc main cast😆!!!

I Saw Seven Birds

The Twins 

The Lover

The Protector 

The Lonely Journal Keeper 

The Peacemaker 

And the Wordless One