teethnstuff
artist and writer, commissions open cheap prices because these are my first commms 🙁
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Do you guys remember the Marvel's horrible take on GenZ heros?
Of course you do! Marvel's "New Warriors"
A comic so bad it was never released and canceled on the spot, but what if they come back? I have TWO proposals for marvel
A.Snowflake and Safespace kills the universe
And
B. Deadpool vs the New Warriors
The first comic would be a simple "blank hero goes evil and kills everyone" but with snowflake and safespace being stupidly overpowered
Snowflake having control of absolute zero, freezing people's arms off, crafting ice weapons to counter heros and Safespace using his forcefields at max control, crushing people in boxes, using very thin forcefields as giant arrows to shoot out, sucking out all the oxygen in his force fields to suffocate people
OR
They become deadpool villains and you give them new names like
DNI List, exposed&canceled, death threats, brain brainrot, and GRTL (get ready to lose)
And then you just put them with deadpool, say he posted something not "Politically correct" somewhere so the new warriors try to beat him up for it
Whatever you do you have to make them OVER THE TOP, you can't make them tame at all, they have to be making references every second and confuse everyone around them while either kicking their ass or getting their asses kicked
Either way it has to be funny because they're gag characters now, that's the only way they would work today
Well did you go to furry college?
So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.
But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:
Wanda can say "no more batman and superman" and win, she literally did that to all mutants AND the PHOENIX FORCE, THE COSMIC ENTITY
Of course it came back after a, few weeks but I doubt batman or superman could come back like that
Silly Reddit. Our Queens Have Got This:
Is that Amanda young?/j
variant cover for uncanny x-men (2024) #17 by rod reis
If you were a bug, what bug would you be?
A cute one, one that'd you'd point that and say "faggot creature spotted"
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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
Saw the post about random ships and straight up accidentally started shipping Wolverine and Loki bc of how they interacted in one of my fics on accident 😭😭😭
Total odd ball ship that sounds fun! I bet wolverine would be amazing in asgard or loki on krakoa
Reminds me of wolvie and morph!
ROCKEEEEEET
ok I need him
MY TIME HAS COME.
Hear me out, Wolverine x Magneto. Yes I love Prof X x Magneto, BUT THEY'RE MY OTP 😭 I call their ship HeavyMetal (because they both have metal related powers (/metal in their systems)).
It actually came to me in a dream, swear to God, and after that I just went with it and now I ship them. They consume my thoughts and it's all my friends'problems. I have debated on who's top and bottom, but it was really just for giggles because I don't want to make this ship all about sexual stuff- I want that angst with fluff/comfort y'know? I make up fanfics and edits in my head because no one else sees it, overshadowed by Cherik I'm afraid.
Just think about it, they're both old and have lived through horrible events, they both see the world for how it is- a place where mutants might never actually get the respect they deserve, and they both just need a hug. The difference between them? Wolverine actually got that hug, and now he can be the hug for Magneto. They're old grouches who like what they like, and while they adapt to the world around them, they don't like it much.
THEY'RE PERFECT, PLEAAAASE
Have this shitty goof doodle I made of them. I primarily use their Marvel Rivals designs when making art, but really it can be any version.
THANK YOU BYE ❤️❤️
Absolutely love the art lol,
Like you said other ships outshine/has a bigger fan base (loganpool, cherik, ect.) But they would be so fun to see a fanfic for! Probably set during the Krakoa arc, also Wolverine would 100% be a odd Gardener/Farmer, Mag would build a metal scarecrow but they're no pest, he just built it for logan to look at while he's working
Also Erik would 100000% give logan outfit advice, look at his dumb cunty fits lol
I can't find the other one but it's the Red outfit he wore when cyclops was being judged by the council for his crimes
I think he called himself Erik the red in the panel but when I search it all I get is a unrelated villain
Omg I totally understand this with their MR interactions! Loki is always on Doreen's mind lol!
*sending out mind waves like Xavier*
"marvel fans, send me your most randomest/crack-est/craziest ships that sounds like a mad man's ramblings"
(Also I'd be pleased if you incorporate a fun name, example: Warlocki for loki x Adam warlock or bullet sponge for frank castle x reed richards)
"You can comment it or repost this with your ship(s)"
Having my art put into AI has made me even saltier at its existence fuck AI art like straight up, if you use AI art fucking block me like right now ???
Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad
*sending out mind waves like Xavier*
"marvel fans, send me your most randomest/crack-est/craziest ships that sounds like a mad man's ramblings"
(Also I'd be pleased if you incorporate a fun name, example: Warlocki for loki x Adam warlock or bullet sponge for frank castle x reed richards)
"You can comment it or repost this with your ship(s)"
So empty not even a big sweaty bear could fill the hole inside of me
strap will be able to get you pregnant in 2027.
I love rocket but shadow can stop time and turn into a super saiyan
Also stitch might be unkillable? Like he can take a beating really well
Ok really important question
Who would win in a fight to the death
Anthropomorphic adblocker who gets so full from yummy ads
hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult
GAMING NEWS !!
expensive
Rip to my love potion popfizz who's chip decided to die when I wanted to do a giants nuzlocke
homie got that 9/11 pussy
why do you and others like vaccines so much?
not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies
felt the need to share this here
Marvel one shots of the guardians of the galaxy getting sent to a DND inspired world by loki
Rocket: artificcer cleric
Groot: druid
Starlord: warrior rouge
Drax: barbarian
Gamora: rouge barbarian
Mantis: mage cleric
Nebula: monk warrior
Cosmo: warlock (pacted with alternate God version of Emma or Xavier)
Note: I am a dnd poser (want to play it but to lazy to commit) so if what I said makes no sense then... :[
The gay guy from Ride the Cylcone
tragedy enjoyers are like if i'm not having the worst time of my life and leaving this story with something stuck deep inside me where it eats me alive from the inside out then that's just not good enough. i need to consume media that consumes me in return like how the ouroboros eats its own tail out to satisfy its hunger or the animal in a trap gnaws off its own leg to escape. or maybe that's just me.