thebastardhyena
28 . he/him . artist . writer . tired
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Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 11!!
Akatsuki edition bc I have akatsuki brainrot❤️ so here’s 8 instead of my usual 4✌️✌️
(Read more for yappathon and unnecessary explanation)
Yes yes this is me pushing my itakabu agenda what abt it?? Also the Ukrainian zetsu says just means “Fat wh0re”😭😭
Named deidara “may dei” bc I found out he was born in may and I’m bias<3
I spent forever trying to find that mr beast edited as Kisame photo and almost gave up
Hc that sasori threatens to make tobi his next puppet project when he gets on sasoris nerves and obito thinks he’s not serious but he 100% is. Sasori isn’t gonna seek out a sharingan to put in his puppets but if one so happens to land on his door step… well…
Pein’s name is infact a line from that HORRENDOUS French “rap” going around on tiktok and nagato would legit think it’s tuff💔🥀
"Every social media app has Elvis impersonators" is a statistical error, Tumblr Georg, who lives in a cave and has 1000000 Elvi was an outlier and should not have been counted
I'm trying to practice shading, specifically cel shading cause thats something I want to get better at. So I used Lincoln and Aurélia as guinea pigs. Twitter!
Fun fact, I've had Lincoln as a character since like 2018. A friend drew his reference for me and I've never drawn him since. That's not without trying though, I just felt like I could never do him justice or capture him the way I wanted. He's a beloved character with lots of time, lore and love poured into him but alas I was never able to draw him. This is my first time completing a piece with him in it and I'm very happy with how he turned out. Maybe there will be more Lincoln art in my future now that I've got a better grasp on his shapes.
Aurelia belongs to Foxteeeth on toyhouse!
whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am
Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
Kadru and Jaeger <3 Don't have much to say about this one, just wanted another art example for my commission sheet so I threw this together. Kadru belongs to Foxteeeth on TH
if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave
I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term “fish bag moment”
A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because it’s closer to your dreams
It’s what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. You’re just a fish in a bag and you can’t see where you’re going
But you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium
Spotify should let me annotate playlists. It's not enough to make a ship/character playlist, I need to explain every single song on there.
I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though
They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.
Been a while since I've done any art. Sketched this ship art months ago and finally got around to finishing it a few days ago.
Rościmir belongs to Foxteeeth on TH
i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me
they call it the switch 2 because you see the price and switch 2 another console
not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping
people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.
Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone
being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it
Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
Yurik and Ophir for @streetsofwhiterun and @thebastardhyena Thank you so much again to both/
sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass
