Currently Thinking About Captain Marvel Having To Take A Phone Call With The JL In The Room

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

Do we think that Bruce Wayne sleeps with others to maintain his Brucie persona or does he just pay people to say he slept with them?

Or a secret third option where people constantly spread rumours that he sleeps around a lot and Bruce just says they are true cause it fits his persona?

This can be entirely Headcanon based if you want, I’m looking for opinions!

Currently imagining a bat family dinner where all the batkids are going “pass me the Bat-salt” “sorry, I dropped my Bat-fork” “amazing Bat-soup, Alfred!” “I don’t want to see anymore Bat-photos of your dog on your Bat-phone, Damian”

Meanwhile Bruce has his head in his hands cursing the day he decided to get everyone to come to dinner.

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

Billy, whose parents died from being crushed by rocks in a buried tomb, watching as the wizard is killed by a massive rock falling onto him: oh…

Cass centred fic where literally everyone else is in Hong Kong when

I only ever want to hear that sentence in this context

Vote for who would win in a fight to the death!

seeing a bad take on stephanie brown and realizing i gotta assemble the avengers: the spoiler rebloggers. the batgirl defence legion. the think piece warriors. the robin correctors. the steph scholars

Mfs after getting beat up by the same 3 tweens for the 26th time this month

The Cain Instinct