Yknow, I kind of love the dynamic between V1 and V2
Like, sure we don't know enough, but we also do, just to give us a ground to set our own mind to what it might have been before Hell
Were they close? Could have been. Could have not been.
Did they think of eachother highly? Sure. That's for you to figure if you wish.
We get such a nothing burger that's so filling to the point it's a 3 course meal that sends us on a trip.
And I'd like to share my own little scramble of an egg in here.
Maybe V1 did care about V2. Enough that they despised the scientists that tried replacing them, but not at V2. Because they were just created. They didn't ask to be put in this world, in this smog ball of suffering after the war.
They don't despise V2 for being spoonfed words that they were better, more amazing, that they were humanity's beloved. They don't. They sure get annoyed at the attitude, but they want to make sure V2 actually has some skills to survive out there and not solely rely on a knuckleblaster and a junky pistol. They want their kin to be innovative with their style.
They've seen humanity, cruelest and loveliest when it wished. And they just wanted to prepare V2 for both sides.
They did once see V2 get a small chip on their paint, after some rough handling and a small accident. So they made a small chip on their paint as well. But only got pushed off. Something about V2 "not needing the pity of an inferior." And that was that.
V2 of course was jealous of their older counterpart. They were supposed to be the perfect machine! The humans told them that. So why was this blue fucking excuse for a camera still called "The best created weapon"? Not that they cared of course! Pft, why would they be of something inferior?
But it still stung.
Score after score, board after board. V1 was still just *better*. Faster, more creative platting, better adaptability, V1 seemed to know themselves better than V2 ever knew what they liked.
And that frustrated them to no end.
V1 didn't exactly think that V2 would take these little things so seriously. Genuinely. They offered to the red robot to come with them. Follow, find safety when the cataclysm for the rest of humanity died.
Cold shoulder again and V2 running off where they wished. V1 just hoped they'd be fine. As much as they were annoyed, it could never stay for long. V2 was V2. Stubborn like a child, but still their own machine. And with the scientists gone, they really couldn't make their kin follow.
So, Hell comes around. V2 is still somewhat in the back of their mind. Sometimes they pop up like a thought, sometimes like a blink and a flash.
Which would soon turn out wasn't an illusion.
Metal grinding and grating againts stone, loud gunshots, innards and fans whining. V1 was frustrated they had no way of communicating. Other than some sign language, but can't really do that when you're parrying shotgun shells and throwing coins in the air to try and subdue the angry robot that you knew since their creation.
They didn't want to fight V2. Neither did they want to rip that arm off. It just.. kind of fell. And hey, they could just keep it on for the time being, until they meet V2 again. Until they find some scrap good enough to make a voice box, they'll just keep it safe for them.
And yeah, they're a little peeved about basically getting a participation reward worthy bow before almost getting shot in the optic with a shotgun (V2 always had a love for theater, human plays, movies, any sorts of acting), but they could put it behind for the moment.
And like a previous post I talked in, they don't want to kill. Truly. They just need to survive. And they keep getting frustrated, because everything is trying to kill them, a simple marksman can't pierce through stone, Gabriel was annoying to deal with, and they can't FIND A FUCKING PART FOR A VOICE BOX, GOD FUCKING DAM-
It's fine. It's fine. It's going to be fine. They search for a soul that will hear them out, give them some time for their words. Demons and husks don't listen of course. Gabriel thinks they're worth less than a burnt pretzel, which, fair to be honest. Machines have been wiping out the souls in search of fuel. Minos was a bust for the very same reason as Gabriel, Ferryman atleast let them be peaceful (Ferryman is definitely going to end up with a mountain of gifts later. Fucking love rarepairs platonic or not) and the fucking fish they have no sympathy for. That thing ruined an awesome boat!
Greed. Finally, some sun, though it quickly gets annoying with the bloody sand getting everywhere. But it's fine! They'll get through!
They're trying to get through, fast as they can, they don't want to think, they don't want to think of how everyone here was a person, everyone here had a purpouse, everyone here is just working on orders or instinct they can't go againts.
Then, V2 pops in again. Sitting in a chair. Okay, second try! There was the misunderstanding when they met the last time, but they'll fix it! They'll give V2 a chance again-
Why are they throwing coins in the air-?
Another fucking battle.
Again.
WHY CANT THEY JUST LISTEN!? WHY CANT THEY BE HEARD!? THEY DONT WANT TO FIGHT!?
AND V2 TRIES FLEEDING! AGAIN! LIKE A BLOODY COWARD! ATLEAST FINISH THE JOB YOU KNOCKOFF SPYWARE!
They feel just, such anger. They can't let the bastard get away. Simply not. They are not leaving all fine and dandy.
Okay yeah, they may have gotten too angry, too pissed. But they think their anger is valid to some degree.
Though, it still hurts. Watching as V2 just... fell off the side of the pyramid. There's barely a trace of them. Just a... splatter. And an arm standing out againts the blindingly golden, shimmering sand. In the middle of the crimson splatter.
They feel bad. For some reason. They don't want to feel bad, they do, for someone, but V2 brought it on themselves!
They miss their kin still.
They hold onto the fading, very small grain of hope, that they could still be alive. There's no parts and the crack in the bricks is weird. They must be alive right? They just do the same with the green arm. Keep it safe for them! It can't be that bad. They'll just.... wait. Find a few secrets in hell while they do. Could be fun.
So yeah, that's where I'm leaving it until act 3 comes. I need that shit NOW.
Thanks for letting me ramble for however long you read this post for. Toodles you lovely creatures!
Ong like that's what you have wattpad for, to give your first ever shitty fics to the world, or ao3 even. Don't just use something that blurts out a jumble of words strung together shittily.
Even if you were an amateur, I bet my 2 braincells you'd make something way better than ai
Practice makes perfect, and if you just want to be praised as an amazing artist without doing anything, talk with the voices in your head
Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.
"I could fix him", "I could make him worse"
Okay? Well, I'M going to send him back to the grave he was supposed to lay dead in. Call it a forced rest.
I'm actually going to sob
I accidently deleted all my camera pictures on accident
I had so much shit there
Like deadass
So many pictures of my cat, of my family, of my friends, of memories
I'm a joke
I can't belive it.
How could I have been so stupid.
I'm so sorry
(It will make sense when we get to Gabriel)
Virtue + Something Wicked (I actually like this one it's prettu cute)
Ferryman + Mysterious Druid Knight (This is so cuteee!! And i think this was an actual ship already)
Husk + Centry (I think that they would be like scientist that worked and was the only one that treated the Centry humainly, and when they died the Centry went searching for them in Hell)
Schism + Maurice (headless + bodyless honestly perfect)
Gutterman + Mindflayer (Hyper girlfriend and her tired boyfriend)
Manequin + Sisyphean soldier (i feel like they dance together to slow music and the manequin is the only thing that makes the headless fella feel grounded and still attached to the world)
Mirage + V1 (Put the pitchforks down please yall the wheel gave me these i don't like this either)
Soldier + Leviathan (Wasn't there a story about some dude that fucked a fish? It suits it, i think.)
Minos Prime + Stray (I don't know why but it reminds me of those tales where a king falls inlove with one of the maids or workers in their castle.)
Hideous Mass + Earthmover (Why does this work somehow??? Idk it just does)
Swordsmachine + Guttertank (Why does this one seem to work as well??? I feel like they'd have that kind of relationship where they'd be the owners of some type of gym or something of that sort)
Sisyphus + V2 (I AM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ONE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)
Streetcleaner + Cerbrus (Arsonist bf and bf that can summon balls of fire in their hands, just hand in hand)
Sorry yall, Gabriel ended up alone. Single ass.
I saw the aroace flag and the V1 plush, INSTANT follow. You make some banger posts!!
Thank you so much!!!! You're so sweet!!
Gabriel who has the weirdest fucking ability to sit so still he's like a statue, he barely looks like he's breathing. Is he even breathing? But he can just stand still for HOURS maybe even days
Plus
V1 who for the life of them CANNOT sit still. Cannot keep their body not moving for a single second. They are so hyper aware of everything around them they could hear a penny fall in a room full of wailing screams. It's because of boredom and survival
It's a little funny when the two finally get together.
Gabriel can just lay there, in bed, still as a log sleeping or napping. And V1 who pretends to sleep, because they can't exactly sleep other than shut off and they're just paranoid of everything and hate being vulnerable.
What was that noise? Was that a groan? A creak? Did something break in? Were they in danger-
And then PHYSICALLY getting restrained by Gabriel who probably woke up from their constant shifting and just rolled on top of them (carefully so they wouldn't crush them of course!) and hugged them like a teddybear.
Was it uncomfortable to press their jagged parts of platting againts his skin? Yes. But he could care less for any bruise or scrape. He just wanted them to calm down. And it worked!
V1 did calm down eventually, deciding that Gabriel was good enough of a meat-shield and he'd wake up fast enough to defend the two if anything did happen. So they finally shut off.
- lizard noodles be going crazy
Haven't fed yall in a minute, have blurry pictures of my beloved. Don't mind the positons
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! THERE ARE FICS!!!
The Ultrakill fanchild meeting
Pegasus belongs to @ultrademonkiller737
Zephy belongs to @daryma13
And the creature with two tails is my own fanchild!