virginhater

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Caffeine is good for you and will never hurt you and you should drink more caffeine now

take this one dad

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Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

I do not like horses but I respect them

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Alternating

Switching between these every day

energy not from sleep or eating well but a secret third thing.....(sheer will)

Lesser Dragon

Claude Monet (French, 1840–1926)

skipping out of the hospital because my goop is gonna be alright !!

laurie 😔

youtube

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

Steelblue Ladybird beetle.

me in the woods at 7am: wow this other guy must be a freak for being in the woods at 7am

get with the program

lets scream with mama

You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

Computer Settings would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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