If It Makes You Happy

i hope patroclus and achilles are juggling figs and going swimming together in the afterlife

i've been rotating this man in my mind like a rotisserie chicken

proshippers dni. i want you gone

OHH I GOT A GOOD ANGST ONE INSPIRED BY ALL THE KAMADO SLANDER!

What if during their missions the hero befriends this pack of hitsuian zoarks and zoras?

They have helped this pack many times during their missions and the pack has grown to care for their dear human friend.

But when you get banished hell has frozen over and what if you were seriously hurted during the banishment?

On top of the mountain everyone even thoughs who helped you will see an illusion of you dying body as the leader of the pack inches towards kamado scarring him for his actions!

Enjoy my fuckery!

Reader is gender neutral, the only she is the alpha Zoroark. Mentions of blood but nothing descriptive.

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You don’t know what you did to deserve being banished, you only did what you were told.

No matter who stood up for you, they were instantly silenced to threatened with war, and that wasn’t something you wanted for any of those you still care for.

You didn’t know what else to do.

You weren’t given the chance to pack your things, or anything at all really, just whatever you had on you at the time.

The clans nor their leaders could help you.

So you wondered around, trying to find something, anything that could help you prove you innocence.

That drive lead you to the Alabaster Icelands.

Snowpoint temple seemed old enough to carry some secrets, maybe you could find something there?

While you set up your own little campsite in a cave you hear something, a curious sounding whine before it morphs into a happy yip.

Looking behind you, you see a little zoura you helped a while ago, if the cut out of their ear was anything to go by.

“Hey little buddy.”

You coo softly, but the small Pokémon senses something wrong, letting out a small whine, more zouras show up.

Ah, it’s the entire pack you’ve helped over the months.

You remember healing them when you found them and handing them back to a very angry and cautious alpha.

Speaking of, a louder, deeper grumble greets you.

The other zouras and Zoroarks of the pack form a soft circle around you, just as the alpha Zoroark makes her appearance.

“Hello to you too mama.”

The family looks at you, all letting out various sad or comforting sounds. The larger Zoroark curls around you, in an effort to keep you warm.

“Thank you.”

It’s funny being held like this. Your thoughts begin to tumble and before you know you, you’re sobbing into the fluffy mane of the Zoroark around you.

You cried your heart out to the whining pack, venting about all that has happened.

Your banishment.

You betrayal.

Your heartache.

They left it all.

The alpha Zoroark rubbed her cheek against your, wrapping herself up in your scarf before moving away. She stood up, speaking to her children before most of the zoroarks left, not without giving you a nuzzle.

One Zoroark was left to keep watch over you and the zouras.

You cried a little more, hugging and cuddling with your new family before falling asleep, surrounded by their fluffy warmth.

You sleep safe and protected, completely unaware of what is yet to come.

The pack of zoroarks quickly move in towards the village.

The have arrived by the next night.

The alpha looks down at the scarf you have yet to notice she took.

They hurt her pup.

They left her pup abandoned in the wilderness to suffer the same fate as her.

They will not be forgiven.

The meeting between the commander and clan leaders was dragging on.

It was late but no progress was being made.

Kamado sighs at Irida and Adaman’s stubbornness, the two were still upset about his ruling over you.

“It’s been almost a week! No one as heard from them, let alone see them!” Adaman’s patience is wearing thin.

“What if something happened to them? These lands aren’t exactly kind.”

Irida was worried, she heard from Lian that the day of you banishment you asked for her, but due to Kamado’s orders he couldn’t help and you left.

You are her dear friend, she hopes you’re safe.

Adaman’s anger is only to mask his fear, Irida is right, these lands aren’t kind, and with you by yourself, with no guards or professor on the look out for you, who knows what could happen.

The door to the side suddenly flings open.

A powerful burst of malicious pressure forcing it open.

Red claws grip the door frame, the Zoroark lowers herself to enter the office.

Before any made a move the gasp.

That’s your scarf, that’s your galaxy uniform scarf that you never took off.

Slowly the Zoroark morphs into you, a blood stained you.

“…..hero?” Irida’s voice breaks, her hands over he mouth with tears stinging her eyes.

Adaman and Kamado stand shocked and horrified at the realization.

It’s you.

“Why did you do this to me?” It’s your voice, it sounds so uncanny.

Your eyes however stay that stark yellow, glaring down the commander.

“I-I didn’t!- I-“

“I will give you a fate like mine.”

The threes face’s paled, neither clan leader’s teams were strong enough to take on such a strong, angry foe.

A part of them didn’t want to. It was you after all, you had every right to be angry.

They stare at the Zoroark’s illusion. It had to be you, the creature had your scarf after all.

You didn’t seem to have any open injuries, but the blood showed just where you were hit.

Adaman felt like puking at the thought of your pain.

With all the commotion, Cyllene and Laventon burst in.

Laventon’s loud cry startled the Zoroark, bringing her attention toward the other door.

Was that your pack mate you spoke fondly of?

“Everyone get back! Abra!”

Ah these the strict one you spoke of as well.

She lunges, breaking her illusion and going for Kamado’s throat.

But Abra teleports him out of the room just in time.

With a loud snark and howl, the village echoes in several howls.

“If you hadn’t banished them this wouldn’t be happening!”

“How was I suppose to know they’d be killed and turned into THAT!?”

“Are you so closed off you don’t see the world you live in anymore!?”

Kamado argues with Irida and Adman, he didn’t think this would happen.

“Enough! We need to take ever safety precaution we have. Zoroarks are dangerous, we won’t know who’s one until they slip up.”

Cyllene quickly takes over the situation.

“Lock down the village and get everyone inside this building state!”

“Yes ma’am!” Galaxy guards run out to round everyone up, alarms are being signaled and the lock down commences.

Hours into the lock down, well into the next morning, everything seems fine.

Kamado spent most of it dealing with the villagers, ignoring the harsh glares being sent his way by the other leaders, Cyllene, and Laventon.

His mind only replaying what happened yesterday.

You couldn’t be dead…could you? Though why else would a pack of zoroarks come to his village? They always stay in the Icelands.

The realization that he had a hand in your demise, seeing a ghostly you, so angry at him.

It made his heart sink.

The commander does his best to make sure that side door stays locked up tight. He always checks to make sure it stays that way, in fear it’ll open and you’ll be standing there, ready to finish the job.

-

With food secured and their mother’s actions done, the pack heads back to their den.

The alpha lets out a soft coo at the sight of you playing with the other pups.

“Oh! Welcome back.”

You holy in surprise when each Zoroark drops human food by you.

“Is that what y’all left for?”

You look at them confused as she nudges you towards it.

“Well, thank you!” You gave some of them some pets before eating some of the food.

Looking over to the mother of the pack you chuckle.

“I was wondering where my scarf went, though you can keep it, it matches you!”

Your chuckle turns into a laugh as she licks your face, fully trying to give you a bath.

Maybe staying here won’t be so bad.

I loved your riding gojo! now, I present to you: riding sakusa!!

sighs I am a sucker for this man...

୨୧ ꒰ warnings ꒱ smut (mdni), pet names [baby], soft sex, slight cockwarming, f!reader

୨୧ ꒰ word count ꒱ 0.8k

"I've been waiting for this all day," Sakusa lets out a low groan, punctuated by a swift jut of his hips. You settle down fully on him, a soft moan falling past your lips at the sweet stretch of his thick cock.

The intimacy of it all is what is most dizzying, most pleasurable, Sakusa thinks. He moans when you start to roll your hips, a shaking hand flying to catch at your hip. Sakusa softly shakes his head, instead tugging you down to lean over his body.

"Let's just stay like this for a bit," he sighs, voice thick with want and love as he pulls you into an embrace. His arms around strong yet gentle around you, your bare chests pressing together as you still your movements. It is wholly private and personal, how Sakusa trails his lips down your cheek, the softness of his mouth brushing against your ear. His steady breathing is comforting as his breath fans across the nape of your neck, one of his hands affectionately cradling the back of your head. Encouraging you to rest your face against the crook of his neck, Sakusa trails his fingers across your back, drawing teasing, loving shapes against you.

"Feels so good," you murmur against him. Sakusa lets out a soft hum, and you can feel it against your chest. The action is soothing, further intensified by his hands running down your body, coaxing you against him.

His fat cock is hot inside you, pressing against your most sensitive parts, stretching past the aching throb of your walls. You can't help but whimper a bit as you shift your hips, burying your face in further against Sakusa as his tip nudges against that one spot that has you rolling your hips ever so slightly.

"Shh, it's okay baby," Sakusa soothes, rubbing his large hand over your back. The pads of his fingers are slightly coarse as they dip across your every curve, adoring the feel of your body against his as he holds you.

His touch is addicting, causing a spark of fire to flare bright inside your chest. Your heart swells as a million butterflies pound against your chest, the warmth spreading across your body a testament of your love for him.

A soft gasp of his name falls past your lips when Sakusa's hands move to your hips, slowly, gently rolling them over his aching length. The airy gasp that spills from his tongue as you grasping at him, gripping onto his broad shoulders as you lick and kiss at the skin of his neck.

"T-that feels good," Sakusa groans your name, his eyes knocking back to the ceiling as your soft lips work over his skin. He feels you tenderly bite down against his collarbone, tongue laving over the spot just as quickly, and pleasure shoots down to his cock at the sensation.

"Are you okay?" your lover murmurs, soft curls brushing against your face as he leans down a bit. His lips, always so gentle when he makes love to you, graze across your forehead, and you clench down a bit on him at the breathless moan of your name that he whispers against your skin.

"Always," you reassure him, nudging your nose against the column of his throat. Sakusa has always been so pretty, with moles and beauty marks decorating his pale skin. While you continue slowly, gently, grinding your hips over his cock, you begin pressing languid, drawn-out kisses to each individual mark on his shoulders, his neck.

As your lips drag across his skin, leaving fleeting, delicate kisses against him, the musk of his cologne invades your senses. It's mature and slightly dark, and the presence of it lingering on his skin has you moaning, rolling your hips a bit faster.

At your sudden actions, Sakusa's hands fly to your hips, attempting to ground himself. The sheer pleasure of being buried inside you, your tight, wet heat sucking him back in over and over, is overwhelming. It's nearly enough to knock the air out of his lungs, and Sakusa is sure the room is spinning when you start lazily bouncing on his cock, sweet whimpers of his name being brushed against his ear.

"You okay?" you moan against his ear, lips pressing there for a soft kiss. You never halt your motions, slowly sinking down on his cock, then rolling your hips in a loose circle, intent on feeling all of him. His fat shaft drags along your walls, stretching you out in the best possible way as a broken moan of your name is shuddered between shaky breaths.

"N-never better," Sakusa grits his teeth, groaning as your tight heat gushes around him, walls fluttering as if attempting to milk him dry.

And Sakusa continues making love to you, the darkness of your bedroom shrouding you both in a comforting embrace—almost as soothing as his own.

I like Link’s new weird dog

Did the air just get hotter?

It’s the way his warm, strong hands come to rest on your shoulders, bending down, giving you all his attention. It’s the way he is in your personal space, leaning in just to hear you. It’s the way the scent of his cologne fills the air. It’s the way his mop of hair is close to you—so close that you could almost reach out and touch it. It’s the way he crouches down, yet you still feel small in front of his athletic build. It’s the way, in this moment, you can only see him—nothing else.

"You were saying something?"

What? What were you saying? What just happened?

The warm air around you suddenly feels ten times hotter as you realise he’s been waiting—bending down like this for an entire minute.

"Umm— I was—I was…"

You stutter, scrambling to remember what you were going to say only for your brain to short-circuit the moment you feel a large, warm palm settle against the small of your back as he straightens to his full height.

"Take your time. I’ll wait for you."

He says, completely unaware of the damage he has caused in these past 10 minutes

-Kageyama tobio, ushijima wakatoshi, sakusa kiyoomi, iwaizumi hajime, kita shinsuke, osamu miya, kuroo??, akaashi keiji, daichi? asahi azumane, aone takanobu, shugo meian, maybee tsukishima

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Fic Rec 2025 (AO3 Master list... Part 2)

hi guys here's part 1 of this fic rec post... it has my bookmarked collection of AOT fics and my MHA fics in there, so check it out if you want 😉 tumblr wouldn't let me do a huge long post and I have way too many fics to recommend (bc I have way too much time on my hands) but here is my continuation of my AO3 master list featuring Haikyu!! and other random fics that melt my brain...

part 1 of my AO3 Master list My full bookmark list on AO3 My Dramione Fic Recs 2020 and 2021

My Hero Academia (MHA part 1 list here)

EndHawks

just like magic by justhavesex

EndHawks is weird ship that oddly works, and is actually super hot. This fic is hot and sweet at the same time. Endeavor’s kids are little and not super traumatized, just neglected. But Omega Keigo is ready to swoop in and fix this family. Little Sho is so cute in this, it’s actually soooo cute. Also Alpha Endeavor is so Zaddy. 10/10 fic.  

this house of cards by justhavesex

“Home wrecking” sugar baby fic. Endeavor’s kids are actually hilarious and so is Hawks. Another family dynamic fic. 

Other Gems 

the stars are floating and we are flying by @prettytodoroki

Shoto centric fic that I've read multiple times. I like dissociation fics because it’s such an interesting topic, and i love when authors incorporate it in such a creative way. Very angsty, so get ready to get in your feels. 

Dedicate Your Hearts, Plus Ultra by BattleAngel

MHA/AOT crossover. Izuku and Eren Yeager are the main characters. its actually insane. Lots of Angst. Lots of yelling (of course bc Eren is present). Prepare yourself for this journey. 

Saving Deku by kyramidoriya

Not a big fan of DekuBako ships, but this one is good bc Bakugo is an omega and not an asshole lol 

Primetime authors:

justhavesex

Some crazyyyy stories from this author, but some good shit in there. Love their writing. I read TodoBaku and EndHawks from them. 10/10

Esselle

some great gems with this writer. I read TodoDeku and TodoBaku from them, but they have so many other ships and their stories are great.

PitViperOfDoom

Creator of Yesterday Upon the Stair. Master of TodoDeku. Love them.

Okay. That was a lot. I kind of went crazy with these. Again, I have more listed on my bookmarks page.

On to the next! 

Haikyu!!

Haikyu is the first anime I’ve ever watched and my comfort show fr. I think Hinata is by far my favorite character ever, he’s just so cute and such a beast. I also love the side characters just as much as the main. Most of these fics aren’t really volleyball heavy, but it’s the hot characters that make the story *cough* Akaashi *cough*. Some really cute fics in this fandom. 

featuring...

BokuAka SakuAtsu Hinata with everyone basically 

BokuAka

In Another Life by LittleLuxray

Devastating. Awful. Get ready to cry. One of the most popular fics ever. So bad. But so good 😫

tea-stained polaroids by dalyeau

There’s fan art with this one shot that I literally cannot get over. This fic is so so cute and so fluffy, it’s to die for. Such a good read

Rules by ConesOfDunshire

First long fic I read of BokuAka and it was worth it. One of my fav fics I’ve ever read. The characterization of Bokuto and Akaashi is so good and so well thought out. They are so cute in this and learn to love each other despite their flaws. So cute. Literally gag me. 

Upstairs by yoogiboobi

Very hot and sexy one shot of upstairs and downstairs neighbors. 

down, boy by okamiwind

BDSM heavy fic. Sub Bokuto. Very hot and sexy (and consensual) 

SakuAtsu

Dysfunctional by lettersinpetals

Couldn't get enough of this story. Was so cute and so angsty and I hated them both but loved them so much. 

Stick With You by lettersinpetals

Oh, this one is hot. Like really fucking sexy. The funniest thing in this fic is that Miya doesn’t last very long… Sexy and angsty. Loved reading this one. 

again, like this by @noodletastic

Classic sexy time fic. Ya know I really love this ship bc Miya and Sakusa are both extremely hot and the writers never fail to remind me that they are both sculpted like gods and extremely good in bed. 

hand study by morgeia

Dom/sub fic with Kiyoomi as a sweetheart. My favorite thing in dom/sub fics is when the sub goes into headspace and their dom takes care of them. It just warms my heart. Very smutty, 10/10 

Hinata with everyone basically 

Stop Them by @yamayama--kun

Hinata/Kenma one shot. Very fast read and very fluffy and very very cute. They are so smoll. 

Catnip for Setters by @boomturkey

Everyone simps for Hinata. So cute and fluffy.

Alright. That was the bulk of my bookmarks for specific fandoms. But there’s more! (I’m almost done I promise). I found the rest of these fics by looking at AO3 tags, reddit, and other tv shows I've watched. AO3 is boundless.

These fics I just can’t seem to forget about. 

SK8 The Infinity

Reki/Langa

Only Practice Makes Perfect by @skaylanphear

So spicy. Like so fucking spicy it's insane. If you’re into reading gay shit (like, really fucking gay) this is the thing for you. It was hot. Yea. The plot is really good, too. I was entertained from start to finish. One of my favorite fics ever. 10/10 

Toy story 

Andy/Sid

Under the Table and Dreaming by hollycomb

I found this gem on reddit, and I am so glad I stuck with it. One of my fav fics ever. I wasn't expecting much from a Toy Story fandom fic, but boy was I wrong. I loved reading every word of this fic and I ate it tf up. It is so uniquely crafted and beautifully written. Love this fic. 10/10

Game of Thrones 

Lyanna Stark/Rhaegar Targaryen

Hell Is Empty by ashotofjac

A whole revamp of their relationship and a really romantic one at that. Arranged marriage instead of kidnapping. Mature and sweet Rhaegar. Protective Jamie (no incest, thank god). Badass Lyanna. Great GOT Romance Fic.

Interview with the vampire 

Lestat/Louis

cord of communion by themasterletters

I haven't really ventured into this fandom, but I finished season 2 of this show and I needed a little more with two those. The show is so fucking hot that I don’t really need to read anything about them bc I love their story. But this a modern day fic with Lestat as a rockstar, Claudia is his daughter, and Louis is Claudia’s babysitter. Very fluffy, angsty, and smutty. 

Batman & DCU Comics 

Thunderstorms by flames_dance

I was looking for a sweet Werewolf comfort fic and I found one. I don’t know who these characters are relative to the fandom, but it’s a really sweet fic about finding your found family. Really cute 

Kpop, EXO band 

the song beat in your chest by daestruct

Another werewolf fic with yet another fandom I know nothing about. ABO dynamics with a deaf Alpha taking care of his omega. Very cute fic 

OKAAYYYYY. What a journey. When I ventured out of the Dramione fandom and found so many other amazing writers and stories, I knew I was fucked. These stories give me love and give me life.

Now I wish I could say I was done, but I just have a couple of more Harry Potter/Dramione fics that I’ve read recently.

Harry Potter 

All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89

Like actually the best piece of literature I have ever read. Up there with Manacled. I laughed, cried, and screamed with this fic. When I finished it, I did not know what to do with my life. I’ve read this fic like three times and its so good every single time. Absolutely devastating but amazing. One of fucking favs. 10000/10 

All the Young Dudes - Sirius's Perspective by @rollercoasterwords

Fav. Fav. Fav. Just as good as the original, maybe even better (dare I say… FUCK IT THEY’RE BOTH SPECTACULAR). Messed me up so bad. Also did not know what to do with my life when I finished it. 10000/10 

Dramione

I Will Make You Proud by Wheredoesshego

Time travel. Draco has always loved Hermione and tried his very best to protect her. I hadn’t read Dramione in a while, but I found this fic and had to bookmark it. It was great 

Brand New World by NinaBinaBallerina

Possessive Draco and Badass Hermione. Like actually so badass its not even funny. She’s super powerful and smart and gorgeous and amazing and… It’s really good. Long, but worth it. 

Secrets of Malfoy Manor by Beforetherealbook

Hermione, Draco, and Malfoy Manner (yes it’s a sentient being) growing closer and learning secrets about each other. Refreshing fic with great writing and great Dramione. 

Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by @isthisselfcare

I actually laughed out loud reading this fic. It’s so funny and the writing is so so so good. Their dynamic is so funny and they fit each other so fucking well. Another 10/10 fic that I’ve read multiple times. Its so good  

okay. i’m done. bye

suna rintarou who knows how to tie the stem of a cherry into a knot with his tongue. who is intent on teaching you how to. who beckons you closer with a wave of two fingers, curling up against his palm.

"open," he hums, his nose caressing yours, hands splayed out on your thighs, fingertips pressing into your flesh.

when your lips part, he had already tipped his head towards yours, tongue sneaking into your mouth. he tastes warm, sweet; the pink muscle wet and teasing against yours. he pushes something rough into your mouth, the stem scratchy and faintly covered in cherry juice. it feels weird, foreign next to the familiar touch of him.

one hand of his sneaks back to grip your neck tightly, pushing your lips closer to his. his tongue moves swiftly, dancing around yours as you let him devour your mouth. victim to his demonstration, a thin trickle of spit smears on your chin and a slight gasp isn't far behind.

within a couple seconds, he pulls back and lets you feel out the knot he tied in the stem.

"how—?"

a faint chuckle escapes him, and he broadens his tongue, licking up the remnants of spit on your chin up to your mouth.

he murmurs against you, "let me show you again."

he says that but when he gets up on his knees and looks down at you, thumb pulling down your lower lip to inspect your gums, your teeth, the red of your swollen mouth, the cherry stem is fast forgotten.

instead, there's a vulgar twitch in his lazy grin and an amused glint in his sharp eyes.

"open," he says again, and when you listen, beads of spit drop from his lolled tongue into your awaiting mouth.

blushed cheeks, heavy breath, crazed look in his eyes at how readily you take anything he gives you. for a second, he wonders how your mouth would look like with his cum and saliva painted all over your lips like his own special brand of lip gloss. he aches, and his spine catches fire at the fantasy.

before you know it, it's just him licking the inside of your mouth, hips grinding up your thigh, one hand of his buried in your hair to press you closer to him, the other shoved down your pants to find how wet you are.

rutting against your leg, he kisses you messily, sloppy; his pants growing wetter and wetter with each groan that leaves your mouth, because fuck, he can't wait to make a mess out of you, mix both of your fluids together like one of those damn witch's concoctions you brewed as kids, lick it all off you again, lose himself in your mouth and your heat.

his abdomen squeezes and your thighs tremble.

his cum, spit, your arousal — check, check, check.

TAGLIST | @takes1 ; @lale-txt (suffer with me, lale)

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