22bananapudding
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anytime im reading a sambucky fic its like a flash image of bald sebastain stan just hits me at random
In his dreams, Steve’s liver was between his teeth. There was a slit down his side, moonlight painting the white of his skin. The asset knew that his teeth were painted with blood, but the wound did not weep it. It stayed perfectly sealed inside of his beautiful body, unlike the organs he so carelessly ripped out with his jaw.
Steve was asleep, or unconscious, but he was not dead. Through his hot flesh the asset could feel his heartbeat, and it unsettled him. Another cut was made, and the asset pulled apart Steve’s ribs reverently. They came undone like yarn, slipping through flesh and metal fingers. It was too easy. The asset wrapped his metal hand around Steve’s heart. He knew not of the feeling of skin against beating tissue, and he had no intention of enlightening himself. Closing flesh around such an organ would be too close to love, and the asset felt only surrender.
He pulled, first gently and then harder, squeezing like the.. thing would come squishing through the cracks of his fingers like rotten fruit. His hand stayed clean. It was almost like sex, the push and pull, and finally the asset gave in and leaned his head down, closing his teeth around Steve’s heart and biting as hard as he could. The taste of iron and rot did not come, and the asset could not penetrate the hard muscle.
“I hate you.” The asset whispered into hot blood, hoping that the salvia that rolled down his chin would drop into the cavity that he had created, maim and taint Steve’s American Dream. “I don’t want this.”
Steve was whispering in his ear. He loved him. No, no, this was not love. This was weakness. This was surrender. Surely the rip of teeth should burn, have Steve screaming and begging the asset to stop. He wanted Steve to tell him to stop. Was he giving up?
He woke up panting, and hard, and on the living room floor. Gripping a loaded revolver in his right hand, he closed his eyes and bit his lip until it bled, imagining it was Steve’s blood in his mouth instead.
Tony and Natasha shopping day because they’re the only ones with fashion sense and they need to go out to gossip
taylor swift wrote coney island ft. the national about steve rogers and bucky barnes. in this essay I will...
due to popular demand (i haven't even posted it yet) here is the essay:
"in for the long haul" is literally just a way of saying. like. 'until the end of the line.'
to me this means, 'you said until the end of the line (meaning, loosely, til death do us part), we aren't dead yet, so why are you leaving?'. this would refer to Steve leaving in endgame.
this lyric strikes me as a huge indicator of it being about stucky.
mainly because the place that makes up the title of the song (Coney Island) and the message of the song (reminiscing about past, untouchable, long-gone memories of going to the arcade or the fair) are both literally stucky canon. I don't know who Taylor could be writing about as although she could have obviously gone to Coney Island previously, or simply gone to brood alone, or even just used the fair as a metaphor for good times, it is SO SPECIFIC.
in my opinion, too specific not to be tailor-made (haha see what I did there) for captain america and the winter soldier
speaking of the winter soldier.....
the main themes in stucky's narrative, romantic or not, are loyalty, hope, and most commonly seen throughout their arcs, loss. both of them at some point in the narrative lose each other— the first not even being Bucky falling from the train, or even his first HYDRA kidnapping, but when he went to the frontlines and left Steve in Brooklyn. they've lost each other so many times that when Steve finally chooses to leave at the end of it all, it feels almost like they should've expected it. or, "over and over, lost again with no surprises."
(more of the times losing each other include: Bucky losing the smaller Steve after the serum, Steve losing 40s Bucky to HYDRA twice, Bucky losing and regaining Steve over and over and over again in his jumbled and erased memories, Steve losing Bucky in the blip, and finally, Bucky losing Steve to his past)
this stanza so perfectly represents that and might also be a nod to 'winter' as a season with a "colder and colder" OR a nod to Steve's time in the ice. maybe both!
this bit in the song, I've noticed, is partly sung first by the National, then by Taylor. I found this really interesting because to me the lyrics could be about either Bucky or Steve.
about Bucky: a lifetime of achievement being his life up until his 20s, arguably not a lot of time, but certainly enough to feel solidified in parts of your identity as someone who takes care of Steve Rogers. it then changes drastically to when years have passed and he's still in his 20s, except now he's worried that Steve has always wanted to abandon Post-Hydra Bucky but stayed out of obligation.
about Steve: a lifetime of achievement as 'not a perfect soldier, but a good man.' and 'I can do this all day' and even 'each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best man's gun'. you get the gist. but the second lyric being about Pre-Serum Steve and how Bucky shouldn't have stuck around for him.
they make me real sad guys.
THESE. FUCKING. LYRICS.
I'm sorry, paradise being a future where Bucky is forgiven, with his best friend, with Wakanda. "will you forgive my soul when you're too wise to trust me and too old to care?' TOO OLD TO CARE????? TOOOOO OLDDDDD TO CAREEEEEE? I wonder who THAT could be about. yeah. #notmysteverogers
this part is also very similar to the stanza that mentions coney island— all these things are extremely situation-specific to stucky yet in an outside context still sounds vague enough to be Taylor's own experiences.
"we were like the mall before the internet" because they're old
"the mischief, the gift wrapped suburban dreams" because they're from the forties
"sorry for not winning you an arcade ring" because they were childhood best friends
AND NOW. THE BRIDGE.
this to me is SO Bucky talking to Steve after decoding the Winter Soldier— wondering just how long Steve has been without him. a universe away???? your bluest skies the darkest grey????????? guys. guys can you hear me.
okay. FINALLY. THIS LINE. THIS LINE RIGHT HERE.
I'm not crazy, right? Taylor Swift when I GET YOU what does when I got into the accident even mean. when. I. got. into. the. accident. the same one that gave you 20 stitches in a hospital room? or the one that got you that shiny metal arm. please answer quick.
I rest my case.
thank you for reading, if you've come this far I apologise.
important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying
their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians
their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results
Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths
they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)
Jschlatt predicted both deaths
they were both heads of their respective Church
the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday
i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!
NEW THUNDERBOLTS* CHARACTER POSTERS FOR CHINA
We all know who they are. For hilarious effect, I will provide a general translation of what the posters describe each of them as.
BUCKY:
WINTER SOLDIER — Captain America’s bro. The roughneck who always loses his arm.
YELENA:
BLACK WIDOW 2.0 — Black Widow’s fake sister. The team leader, but nobody cares.
ALEXEI:
RED GUARDIAN — Black Widow’s fake father. The funny tank who takes a beating.
JOHN WALKER:
PIRATED CAPTAIN AMERICA — Beta edition Captain America. The guy who makes his own equipment.
AVA:
GHOST — Antman’s adversary. Often the master of disappearing.
ANTONIA:
TASKMASTER — Black Widow’s formidable adversary. Uses the opponent’s skills against them
you guys will NEVER guess who came in the mail.
hes here and hes SOOOOOOOOO CUTEEEEE ^_^ i started shaking while unpacking it like actually i was fucking tweaking
this was worth EVERY penny. the box is great (even better than i thought it'd be, like the box art looks a lil different on the site photos) and not damaged at all despite the disclaimer on mandarake, the fig is actually very high quality imo (im no specialist) with all the small details of his belts and buckles and and and OH MY GOD HE HAS LITTLE TINY EYELASHES PAINTED ON. ☹️ icl im affectionately holding him in my lap as i type this. kicking my legs and squealing type shit. okay i digress
totally taking him to the cinema when i go see thunderbolts btw hes gotta come w me...
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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Powyższe to tylko kilka wybranych przeze mnie najorygnialniejszych imion solenizantów z 24 kwietnia. Pełna lista (za wikipedią): Aleksander, Aleksy, Antym, Bona, Doda, Egbert, Erwin, Erwina, Euzebiusz, Fidelis, Gaston, Grzegorz, Honoriusz, Horacjusz, Horacy, Jerzy, Leoncjusz, Longin, Longina, Maria, Sabbas, Tyberiusz i Zbywoj.
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All I need is Avengers series with like 20 seasons about them living together. No action, no villans (except Tony when he loses in uno, then he's everyone's enemy). Just them. I am pretty sure it would solve at least 100% of my problems
I saw that meme and I couldn't help but think of these two idiots 😭
I love a guy who’s always dying for some reason!!
I was gonna make endgame tony too (I still will, this is a threat), but here iron man 1/2
The look of love. I think.
