Bucky Barnes - Blog Posts

so today people who are already wealthy will start benefiting off a woman and her trauma thanks to her shitty abusive fucking dickhead of an ex husband and if you support it,

FUCK OFF (:

sincerely fuck anyone who even hate watches the show, i don’t care what your excuses are, they didn’t get anyone involved in it’s consent, i don’t care how it shows both the characters. you deserve to rot in hell for supporting this in any way shape or form.

they’re in love. 🥰

please like or reblog if you save <3

ALPINE PLEASE AOSNSKDNDKDNFKFN I CANT BREATHE THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT

Alpine's Diary Entries...

This is utter crack. I fully blame and joyfully credit @navybrat817, @late-to-the-party-81, @bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky and @sunshinebuckybarnes for the chaos you're about to read. This is unedited... godspeed.

I'm sorry...

As told by Alpine...

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Day 284...

It's been nearly a year since the man with the hard arm saved me from those scary dogs in the alley. We have seemed to form some kind of kinship since he brought me home. Other humans call him "Bucky"... I have no clue what kind of name that is, but I accept it. He and other humans call me Alpine. I have no clue what it is, but they are happy when I respond to it... if I feel like responding to it. This morning was typical, crawl out of their bed, go sit on Bucky's head to wake him up for food. He has a box that makes noise to wake him up, but like always, I am too hungry before the sound box makes any noise. He grumbles in his language and sounds like he’s bothered by me waking him - the man should be grateful that I even give him attention in mornings and in the evenings when I allow him to stretch out and lay on my big comfy bed in the living room, watching moving pictures in the electric box.

Day 285...

The other human Bucky calls "Doll" is here and they kicked me out of the bedroom... again. I do not understand their reason, but every time she comes out of the bedroom, she looks disheveled, walks funny, and has a unique scent about her. I've yet to figure it out. The only time I witnessed anything, I jumped on the bed once, and saw Bucky bathing her between her legs. It must have been during some kind of intense prayer ritual because she kept yelling "Oh God!"... humans are weird. I will never understand their practices. After that, I was banned from the room during those prayer times. I am surprised at how frequently they pray... mornings... afternoons... nights, and they can pray for hours. I will admit, sometimes, the sounds that come from the room can be... disturbing... my ancestors in Egypt were the ones being worshiped - why am I not part of this?! I may never understand.

Day 286...

I still have not figured out why all humans don't have hard arms. I am able to scratch, claw, nibble, and bite at Bucky's hard arm, but his fleshy one, he winces in pain, says things in an upset tone, and picks me up (which I tolerate sometimes) to move me. He walked in on me napping on Doll's chest today while she was napping - I was protecting her because he seems so fond of her. He had this dopey smile on his face and said something in his language that I still cannot understand while he gave me a few scratches behind my ears. It seemed happy because of the tone, however I do appreciate the care of *shaking food sound* ooh! Is that food? *sniffs* THAT'S FOOD - OMG THAT'S FOOD.

Incorrect Quotes #3 w/ Fenton, Drake, Morgana(OC) & Ludwig

Drake and Fenton are on their first mission together, and were just attacked by a mysterious group.

Drake: I have a feeling that they might be a part of the Big Three.

Fenton: What Big Three?

Drake: The Big Three.

Fenton: What Big Three?

Drake: Androids. Aliens. And Wizards.

Fenton: That’s not a thing.

Drake: That’s definitely a thing.

Fenton: No, it’s not.

Drake: Every time we fight, we fight one of the three.

Fenton: So, who are we fighting now? Gandalf?

Drake: How do you know Gandalf?

Fenton: I read the Hobbit.

Drake: So you see my point.

Fenton: No. I don’t. There are no wizards.

Drake: Lena-

Fenton: Is a sorceress.

Drake: Ahh, a sorcerer is a wizard without a hat. Think about it, right? I’m right. I just- I just came up with that. That’s crazy.

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Drake, Fenton, and Morgana are stuck in a corner, defending themselves against the Fearsome Five. The boys thought of an escape plan but was ruined by miscommunication.

Fenton: I thought we were going to go left.

Drake: You went the wrong left!

Fenton: I cleared the way!

Drake: I came out first! You’re supposed to follow me!

Fenton: And where are we now?!?

Morgana: Guys! This is not the time!

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Darkwing Duck enters S.H.U.S.H center for the first time. An employee stares at him.

Employee: I’m sorry wait, who are you?

DW: I’m Darkwing Duck

Employee: I thought Darkwing Duck was a tv show.

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Drake and Fenton are in a mandatory team bonding therapy session which is run by Ludwig Von Drake.

Ludwig: you guys are leaving me no choice. It’s time for the soul-gazing exercise.

Fenton: I like this one!

Drake: Oh my god.

Fenton: Thank you for this.

Drake: He’s going to love this.

Fenton: Yep, I’m ready.

Drake: This is right up your alley.

Ludwig: Turn around- turn around. Face each other.

Drake: [looking at Fenton] You should really enjoy this.

Fenton: [turning his chair] I’m going to-

Drake: I know you are. [moving chair]

Ludwig: Drake, face each other.

Fenton: Yeah. Let’s do it. Let’s stare.

Ludwig: Get close.

Fenton: This is a good exercise, thanks doc.

Ludwig: Alright get close. [Drake & Fenton move] Closer.

Drake & Fenton: [incoherent arguing and moving their chairs]

Drake: You happy now? We’re locked in.

Fenton: It’s a little close.

Drake: Its very close. That’s what you wanted right?

Fenton: [annoyed]

Ludwig: Guys. Good now, look at each other. You need to look at each other. In the eyes. There you see, that wasn’t so hard.

*Drake and Fenton are staring at each other*

Ludwig: Wait, what are you doing? Are you having a staring contest? Just [snaps fingers] blink, sweet Jesus.

If you think about it they all make sense

BuCkY I lOvE UuUu!!!! 🥰 but you must be with Stevie

I've posted it and Tumblr messed the gifs 🙄🙄

I fixed it now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE DESERVED ALPINE IN TFATWS MAN THE FUCK UP SEBASTIAN TAKE AN ALLEGRA AND BUST THAT PUSSY OUT

Bad night?... Alpine to the rescue! :)

Me: *pauses tfatws*

Disney+: Somebody say ✨color scheme✨?

The only valid ship dynamic:

Person A: HOHOHOHOHO TIME TO DO SOME DUMB SHIT

Person B: DO A FLIP!

*later, when the dumb shit went horribly, horribly wrong*

Person B: you fucking idiot, what the hell is wrong with you. That was so incredibly stupid, I cannot believe your dumbass really thought that was gonna fucking work out, I TOLD you it would go bad!

Person A: *in a full body cast* worth it

guys do we need to have the "sam wilson is not [insert romantic interest]'s therapist" talk again 😕? Because I'm seeing many fics about sam comforting bucky but almost none the other way around. Especially with karli literally dying in his arms yall the opportunities are there you just don't want to take them atp 😭 (btw if anyone could reccomend some authors that write sam being taken care of that would be much appreciated)

i just saw a post that reminded me of this but, bucky is a terrible liar. Like seriously. It's awful.

Here are some things i've noticed he does when he's lying.

- inflation in tone (he emphasizes words that Do Not need to be emphasized)

- wide eyes and nodding?? (almost as if he's trying to be sarcastic)

- he avoids the question or topic completely (aka, deflecting)

and that's all but yeah...hes a terrible liar

the last one isnt even a headcanon that's just canon. like it's so fucking obvious whenever he lies in the show, he has so many tells

wait u know how bucky probably doesn’t remember anything from his time as the winter soldier? my new favourite headcanon is that he’s complete shite at being all stealthy and spy like, he makes a lot of noise when he’s walking around, he’s clumsy and bumps into things and he’s amazed at anything real spies like sharon and natasha do thinking it’s beyond impressive when really they’re just observant and careful.

he’s also a shit liar, which is why everyone including sam know about his feelings for sam.

anyone have any amazing sambucky accounts i can follow? trying to be more active on here. along with the fact my feed is pretty dead rn

wow sam i have a TT too :D

for some reason i really like those fics where its like sam actually finds bucky at some point during the whole aou shababble and they begin this little love story that dwindles down until it becomes cw canon compliant, the ones where sam has also been taken by hydra at some point and bucky and him become mission partners, and the ones where sam gets taken by hydra AFTER meeting steve and meets bucky a little more formally while bucky is still in autopilot and bucky helps him escape...idk i just like the idea of bucky not being completely emotionally empty even while in hydra's hold

idk how to phrase this but yk that feeling when you pride yourself on being a strong, independent woman but then you come across that one perfectly masculine man who just makes you want to melt into your soft, feminine side and just feel safe? yeah, that

ca:tws coded

We’ve all been wearing masks for the last few years to prevent the spread of covid-19 and still could recognize each other, or at least the people that we saw daily, and yet no one has addressed superhero masks that cover like their eyebrows and the bridge of their nose. By those half mask standards, I have a secret identity too. We all do. Except the Karens who wouldn’t wear masks. They’re the villains who want attention from the media. #artimitateslife #andlifeimitatesart

But like seriously, superhero masks are something we should just call plot holes by 2020 after the coronavirus mask mandates. Just think about the whole love square in Miraculous Ladybug. Listen, Marinette, if I can recognize my crush when the bottom half of their face is covered then you should be able to recognize Adrien in what is essentially a pair of sunglasses. Guess you haven’t longingly stared into his eyes as much as the show would have us believe.

There’s also Steve not recognizing Bucky on the bridge before his muzzle fell off (though I will give him a break because his bf HAD been dead for over seventy years to his knowledge) so from now on I will be imagining that the Russos just forgot to show us Steve’s inner monologue of “isn’t that Bucky?? No Bucky is dead :( wait but what if it is Bucky?? I mean Coulson came back. And Loki. Loki has come back many times. Wait okay no I think I’d recognize that icey blue glare from decades away, that’s the Bucky look for ‘Steve I told you not to do the thing why did you do the thing I’m gonna kill you’ except this time he’s actually trying to kill me,,,, oh is hIS MASK FALLING OFF oh is that his mask there on the ground oH I KNEW IT WAS “Bucky??”

And I know people have talked about why it actually would make sense that the lack of glasses would make it hard for the world to know that Superman is Clark Kent but I’m gonna bring this one up anyways because guys we can all recognize one of our coworkers without their glasses on there is NO WAY that Lois Lane a woman who’s PROFESSION is deduction of events which she then reports to the general public cannot recognize her coworker in a costume. If you saw the lady who works at the front desk in a cheerleader outfit you’d still know it was her, but Lois can’t for some reason do the same with Clark?? She does her journalism all day with her right hand man Clark by her side RIGHT UP UNTIL she reports on Superman (which she does quite often, might I add) who is just Clark in spandex and No Glasses™️ and you’re telling me that this lady has no idea they’re the same person??? She works with one of them all day and then is gazing at reporting on the other one the rest of the time and has no idea??? Also I get that Clark is the alias and he’s actually Superman the man from Krypton which is why he makes less effort to conceal his face as Superman because that’s him and Clark covers up with glasses because it’s a clever plot device to show which one is his true self, but can we talk about how he MAKES LESS EFFORT TO CONCEAL HIMSELF AS SUPERMAN AND YET ALL THE PEOPLE HE KNOWS AS CLARK STILL DO NOT KNOW HE IS SUPERMAN???

I’M OFFICIALLY COMING FOR ALL COMIC BOOK ARTISTS, DIRECTORS, ANIMATORS, AND PRODUCERS WHO DON’T COVER THEIR CHARACTERS ENTIRE FACE AND PRETEND THEIR IDENTITY IS STILL IN TACT. IF THE PANDEMIC HAS PROVEN ONE THING ITS THAT IF YOU KNOW A FACE YOU KNOW THAT FACE AND HALF A MASK DOES NOT CHANGE THAT SEND TWEET

And here you’ll see my husband, looking dapper as ever

A semi-stable 100 year old man. 🥺

AHAHAHHAHA MARVEL CONTENT

I WILL BE ✨THRIVING✨ WITH ALL THE BEW MCU SERIES AND MOVIES COMING OUT THIS YEAR

New! ‘The Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ virtual launch event😁

Love how the cast of Wandavision, Hawkeye, and Loki made an appearance in it❤️

Wow, this really would’ve had me crying for at least ten full minutes two years and some odd months ago. Huh.

To wipe out half of the universe with the snap of his fingers

Pinterest has spoken.

T’Challa Udaku and Steve Rogers are the two bigggest simps in the MCU.

I don’t like the picture on the right because his wrist is visible, but I just wanted to point out that the little wing symbol is on his new arm too 🥺

So last night I had this dream where I was looking at a gif set of Steve and Bucky kissing as Steve died, and it was super sweet and dream-me was all like “Awww, I’m glad that they at least made it canon before he died.” And then I woke up all happy that Stucky was canon. And then this hide wave of sadness hit me when I remembered that it’s not. That wasn’t real. That didn’t happen. It was just a dream. Endgame didn’t end with Tony getting to watch his daughter grow up, obviously. And Steve didn’t take the gauntlet from T’Challa and do the snap. And in Steve’s dying moments his century-long relationship with his one true love wasn’t confirmed with a kiss. No, it ended with him leaving Bucky and then not even giving him a glance while talking to Sam about how he ditched them for a girl in the forties. So yes, Erica, one COULD say that I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

No one will notice we’re gone…

happy tears

This is the best thing I’ve woken up to a while.

MJ: Hey don’t forget about Spider-idiot. Ned and I have split custody over him.

Ned: He’s an idiot white boy but we still love him.

Peter:

*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*

Wong:  This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.

Stephen: 

Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.

Tony: