Bart: *holding a piece of pizza but staring at Tim*
Tim: what?
Bart: just debating if i wanna eat this or kiss you rn.
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Kon: morning Bart.
Bart, without skipping a beat: you look great today. New hair gel?
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Jason: why are you so close-
Bart: nothin’. You just have really pretty eyes.
You cant tell me he wouldn’t.
Bart has no idea what boundaries or gender roles are and that includes what it means to cover skin.
Great fashion sense. All really bright colours. Like neon green fishnet shirts. Baby blue bows in his hair holding it up in a ponytail or messy bun. A bright yellow skirt with kneehigh mismatch socks. Occasionally some eyeshadow of pinks at the corners of his eyes. He likes wearing things that will bring out his yellow eyes.
I will now try an convince you all of how well Bart and Jason would be as a power duo in only images
For one: the whole Pwned thing
Sarcasm in the face of danger
Tell me this doesn’t have Jason Todd vibes
The duality of their death and parallels between the scenes
Remember Bart vs Joker? I do
Both: have a love/hate relationship with their semi-mentors; Bruce and Wally
Bart: what if go evil and run towards you at high speeds?
Kon: My arms are very strong. I would catch you and I would hug you.
Excuse, of what comic is that last image that you put in the last ask, Bart looks buff and bigger as hell lmao.
I'm sure he's a bit more little lol, why that artist make that?
You mean the one of Buff impulse that someone said looks like the fairy general from fairy odd parent’s? For reference, I’ll put the photo again.
This image is from the comic “Sins of Youth: Kid Flash & Impulse #1”
In it, Bart is now an Adult and tales on the Flash legacy as Impulse, and Wally is younger than him, still a teenager, and becomes his sidekick as Kid Flash. It’s a really interesting storyline and the comics can be super funny! I really do suggest it.
If you want the rundown of the comic, I can supply that as well.
Not me thinking about how everyone would react if Jay and Bart did start getting along, let alone seeing each other.
Tim wouldn’t be very surprised, just sigh very heavily. Kon would frown in disappointment and shake his head a lot. Cassie would be confused but also laughing a bit behind her hand.
as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
Tim 500% calls coffee "Anti-Murder Juice" and with every cup is another dodged attempt at everyone around him ending up in some type of harm. Depends on his mood.
If he's really pissed, broken sOmetHing.
If he's a controlled level of pissed, bruises. Don't get in his way.
If he's paranoid, probably some accidental bruise infliction.
If he's annoyed, he'll kill you emotionally.
Those cups of coffee saved lives.
Jay: 😈🔪💥Murder💥
Bart: 🥰💕✨Murder✨
Y'all ain't prepared for how many nicknames I have for Timbers.
Tim Drake.
Dick: What are cute names to call your other half?
Tim: Sugar.
Jason: Honey.
Tim: ...Eggs.
Dick: What?
Jason, smirking: 1/2 lb butter.
Dick: Guys...
Tim: Stir.
Dick: Tim, no.
Jason: Pour into pan.
Dick: Jason, stop.
Tim: Preheat to 350.
Dick, sighing heavily: I hate you.
Tim: Love you too, preheat to 350.
Jason: Hate you too, pour into pan.
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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