I Feel Like This Should Have Been The Pipeline For Me But Honestly I Thought They Were Canon When I First

Might post something for Halloween!

Give me suggestions in the comments!

Diluc: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

And they look good on him!

BREAKING NEUS (haha see what i did th💥)

THIGH HIGH BOOTS

Nezuko in Avatar: TWOW ❤️

Part 7

The flight to where they were going to seek uturu ended up taking longer than expected, which Nezuko took to hum songs her mother and brother used to sing with her, as well as letting Neytiri have Tuk fly with her when she wanted a break.

When they landed they were immediately surrounded by the Metkayina, the first to comment was a boy around Neteyam’s age.

“They call these tails?” He says and then he notices Nezuko… and then he gasps.

After Lo’ak greets Tsireya, the chief and Tsa’shik greet Jake and Neytiri…

“These children are not true Navi! And-” she says before noticing Nezuko next to Kiri.

“I used to be a sky person! I adapted! We will adapt!” Jake says not noticing Ronal staring intently at Nezuko.

“Why did you bring a sky demon here! Are you trying to bring even more dishonour to yourself!” Ronal practically seethed out.

All the Sullys freezed, having completely forgotten about Nezuko being unknown to the other clan’s. The Metkayina murmured in the background.

“She is not a demon! She was accepted by Eywa and guided to our family! If she was a demon she wouldn’t be standing with us!” Neytiri seethes back at Ronal.

Jake and Tonowari just have a silent conversation with their eyes while their wives quarrel.

“Hi Mrs Tsa’shik” Nezuko says nervously.

This makes Ronal stop and talk to her husband.

“We will grant Uturu for your family and the sky person Toruk Macto.” Tonowari says before going on to explain.

Now it’s just time to wait…

That’s the end~! Have a great day!

Would anyone like me to write some of your ideas? I can’t guarantee they’ll be good but I’ll do my best!

This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)

the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!

Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…

Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.

Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!

Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!

The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…

Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!

Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!

Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?

Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?

Y/n: okay

Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…

Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!

Then you three teleport away.

Would anyone want a shitty sagau? Because I have one that isn’t done yet and I plan to make it juicy, thing is I never originally planned to post it on tumblr, but honestly I really want to now!

It already has like 9 or 10 parts btw!

I feel like those aren’t the only reasons why Tim is believed to be a vampire, but honestly it would be funnier if those were the reasons!

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

Warning for people, this contains stuff besides swearing that you may find uncomfortable to read about!

So I’ve just today remembered that periods exist, and since mine is decently irregular I was thinking about y/n’s first period since being in Teyvat… well this is the prompt lol.

Y/n waking up both Zhongli and the boyfriends as well as Traveler and Paimon with a shrill scream…

Everyone rushing into her room to see a lot of blood on her bed…

Everyone fucking panics while Zhongli just stands in the doorway like ‘wtf this shouldn’t have this reaction it’s normal for women’

Zhongli: y/n why’re you panicking… you’re on your period- I thought this was normal for human women-

Xiao, Venti and Paimon: what?!?!?? This doesn’t seem normal!

Aether now sitting on the floor: oh yeah I forgot, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve had to deal with a girl on their period…

Y/n starting to cry from the faint cramps: I forgot that this could happen okay!!! It’s been fucking 500+ years! I haven’t had my period since isekaing into this damn world!!!

Everyone besides y/n: you know what we’re not going to question that right now…

Zhongli: I’ll get Ajax and go buy you some stuff- you four stay and comfort her-

Aether: me and Paimon have to head back to Inuzuma and finish up with the anti-raider shogun training, so those two will be with y/n…

Paimon: oh yeah! Paimon forgot about that!

Xiao: what do we do-

Y/n: I’m going to go clean myself and hopefully find something to dull the pain and something akin to a pad to aid me until Ajax and Zhongli are back-

Zhongli: good idea, I’ll try to be quick.

Venti: I still don’t know what’s happening but I feel like I should.

Xiao: I don’t know what’s happening either!!

Y/n: don’t worry… I’m fine but could you both get me pain medication from bubu pharmacy?

Xiao and Venti: sure!

And so everyone left y/n in the house to get situated…

‘I’m so embarrassed!! I wonder if I could just snap my fingers and my bed/sheets will be clean…’ y/n thought, and so she tried and it didn’t work properly, she should of taken the sheets off first is all I’m saying…

Yeah she just ended up bathing and by the time she was done Zhongli, Ajax and the boyfriends were back with the stuff you needed thankfully…

Sorry if this was shitty, I’m overly tired, more so than I should be- anyways have a lovely day Huns!

Might make another genshin side plot where it’s just the reader making cinnamon rolls for everyone, but she constantly gets interrupted by everyone else in the house.

Might have spurred up since I’m making them irl, might even post a full recipe at the end if I make this something I actually write

Let me know if you want this?